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Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
#21
RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
Whoah there -

<needle scratches across record>

(July 31, 2013 at 8:47 am)Drich Wrote:
(July 30, 2013 at 11:50 pm)Ivy Wrote: Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." (NIV)

Is that not in the pope's Bible? Ohhhhh.... he's cherry picking.

Reads Bible verse, and next verse, this one too, and this one... not this one Lalala , this one yes, not this one Lalala , this one yes...

You do know the pope is not an Old Testament Jew, nor does he repersent OT Judaism right?

(July 31, 2013 at 8:47 am)Drich Wrote:
(July 31, 2013 at 8:35 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Give them another 100 years and they might start to back off that "homosexuality is a sin" idea.

The vatican maybe, but biblical Christianity? No. It is outlined as a sin.

So Ivy was quite correct in pointing that out to you. Why then did you slap her down for it?
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#22
RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
Right. Because this part of the Bible is for you, this part for me, this part for her... This one says this but means that...
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#23
RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
(July 31, 2013 at 10:19 am)Ivy Wrote: Right. Because this part of the Bible is for you, this part for me, this part for her... This one says this but means that...

Indeed! Because the bible repersents two completely different religions.
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#24
RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
(July 31, 2013 at 10:36 am)Drich Wrote:
(July 31, 2013 at 10:19 am)Ivy Wrote: Right. Because this part of the Bible is for you, this part for me, this part for her... This one says this but means that...

Indeed! Because the bible repersents two completely different religions.

Only two?
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RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
(July 31, 2013 at 10:38 am)BadWriterSparty Wrote:
(July 31, 2013 at 10:36 am)Drich Wrote: Indeed! Because the bible repersents two completely different religions.

Only two?
yep.
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#26
RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
So the OT isn't scripture? On what basis would the NT assert itself without the validity of the OT to base it on?
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#27
RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
You aren't even a very good xtian, Drippy. Careful, boy. Hell awaits!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_ca...traditions

Quote:All of the major Christian traditions accept the books of the Hebrew protocanon in its entirety as divinely inspired and authoritative.

It may have been foolish for early xtians to tie their horse to the old jewish cart but they did it and you are stuck with it.
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#28
RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
(July 31, 2013 at 10:54 am)Drich Wrote:
(July 31, 2013 at 10:38 am)BadWriterSparty Wrote: Only two?
yep.

Welcome to the great bubble, home to Drich and the others who know nothing of the variety that makes up the rest of the world!
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#29
RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
(July 30, 2013 at 10:28 am)Drich Wrote: ... if the pope even has ever looked at a woman lustfully even for a moment, then he is guilt of the same sin ...

What makes you think he is interested in woman ? Thinking
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#30
RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
Incidentally, as seems to be somewhat of the norm nowadays, the pope says something... And then a bunch of other Catholic leaders chime in to say what the mouthpiece for god meant.

And apparently, what he meant was the same fucking shit the church has been preaching for a decade at least.
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