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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 3:08 pm
(August 21, 2013 at 2:40 pm)whateverist Wrote: (August 21, 2013 at 2:26 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: You know, I don't really care about homosexuality.
But, it is defined as "a sin".
But so is lying, cheating, stealing, etc..
And a lot of liars go to Heaven.
And a lot of cheaters, etc..
It is a minor sin, you know.
But, there are so many of those.
And, they still can go to Heaven.
Hey, I knew you'd be hip. Now my only question is why you're not going to appeal its status as a sin? Don't you have the big guy's ear? Just talk to him about it at least.
There is a problem with that.
Nothing, that came before, can be erased.
It all builds, on what came before.
So, you are going to have to live with the very slight stigma, that it is technically, defined as "a sin".
But we all sin.
I have lied, a million times, I am sure.
But, big deal.
I still go to Heaven.
A sin, with no consequence, is hardly even a sin.
Trust me.
It is not "ideal".
But it is also
Not a big deal.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 3:08 pm
Oh Stimbo, you're casting pearls before a swine. I'm surprised if he catches even a quarter of your wit 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 3:10 pm
I fear you're right. Still, I'm going to be generous and consider him 50% wit, tops.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 3:20 pm
(August 21, 2013 at 3:08 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: I have lied, a million times, I am sure.
A point of agreement!
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 3:42 pm
(August 21, 2013 at 3:02 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (August 21, 2013 at 2:04 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: Hey Stimbo, did you get a chance to real those chapters, on the orthodox Jews?
According to Grammar Police Directive 195, section 14(b) second paragraph, the word "real" is not a verb. Interestingly, the D and L keys are nowhere near each other on a standard keyboard, so it can't literally qualify as a typo either. You really do move in mysterious ways, don't you?
(August 21, 2013 at 2:04 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: Also, I'm curious, how can you call yourself an atheist, and an orthodox Jew, at the same time?
Why can't you tell me? Aren't you a god?
No Stimbo, there is only one God.
Just one.
And, it isn't me.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 3:45 pm
But can you prove it 
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 4:00 pm
(August 21, 2013 at 2:59 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: I can prove it, silly.
You just had to ask.
Are you aware that the bible, in both the old testament, and in the new, says that the second coming will have a SINGLE, (and that is important) MASSIVE thigh?
This sign is mentioned in the book of Revelation at verse 19:16.
And in the book of Ezekiel at verse 21:12.
Here is a photo of that thigh.
http://thenewholybible.org/mark_dreher.htm
You are welcome.
Oh, that's fucking hilarious. The verse is "His name will be written on his thigh," and since you have a deformed, swollen thigh, that makes you god?
Why is it that self-proclaimed messiahs always have brains of jello?
That being said, I have serious doubts that you are for real.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 4:03 pm
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(August 21, 2013 at 3:45 pm)Cyberdreams(Wink) Wrote: But can you prove it
Prove what, that there is only one God?
I wonder, how you would do that?
I am more into proving, that there is at least one.
And I have found, that the easiest way to do that, is to look at the "Tisha B'Av curse", on Judaism.
That is, a very simple way.
And quite, indisputable.
http://thenewholybible.org/atheists_here...of_God.htm
I just prove
That there is "one".
That is, my specialty.
(August 21, 2013 at 4:00 pm)Faith No More Wrote: (August 21, 2013 at 2:59 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: I can prove it, silly.
You just had to ask.
Are you aware that the bible, in both the old testament, and in the new, says that the second coming will have a SINGLE, (and that is important) MASSIVE thigh?
This sign is mentioned in the book of Revelation at verse 19:16.
And in the book of Ezekiel at verse 21:12.
Here is a photo of that thigh.
http://thenewholybible.org/mark_dreher.htm
You are welcome.
Oh, that's fucking hilarious. The verse is "His name will be written on his thigh," and since you have a deformed, swollen thigh, that makes you god?
Deformed??
Swollen??
Oh my.
I have to sit down.
Every time, I think "Now, I have heard it all".
I hear more.
Whew.
Oh my goodness.
You will forgive me, if I don't respond?
I need to sit down.
You people, are something.
Whew.
I have to sit down.
Wow.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 4:17 pm
(August 21, 2013 at 4:00 pm)Faith No More Wrote: (August 21, 2013 at 2:59 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: I can prove it, silly.
You just had to ask.
Are you aware that the bible, in both the old testament, and in the new, says that the second coming will have a SINGLE, (and that is important) MASSIVE thigh?
This sign is mentioned in the book of Revelation at verse 19:16.
And in the book of Ezekiel at verse 21:12.
Here is a photo of that thigh.
http://thenewholybible.org/mark_dreher.htm
You are welcome.
Oh, that's fucking hilarious. The verse is "His name will be written on his thigh," and since you have a deformed, swollen thigh, that makes you god?
Why is it that self-proclaimed messiahs always have brains of jello?
That being said, I have serious doubts that you are for real.
Holy Fucking Shit! *I* have a SINGLE MASSIVE thigh (*). I must also be the messiah. Hey - didn't I claim to be the messiah earlier in this thread? My prophecy is true!
Kneel, suckers!
(*) No, seriously - it's the result of a medical condition. "Massive" is a bit of an exaggeration, but the right is very noticeably larger than the left.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 4:19 pm
Guys... Maybe if we ignore this dude he will go away. He scares the living daylights out of me.
Any spelling mistakes are due to my godlessness!
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