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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 4:21 pm
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(August 21, 2013 at 4:03 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: (August 21, 2013 at 3:45 pm)Cyberdreams(Wink) Wrote: But can you prove it 
Prove what, that there is only one God?
I wonder, how you would do that?
I am more into proving, that there is at least one.
And I have found, that the easiest way to do that, is to look at the "Tisha B'Av curse", on Judaism.
That is, a very simple way.
And quite, indisputable.
http://thenewholybible.org/atheists_here...of_God.htm
I just prove
That there is "one".
That is, my specialty.
(August 21, 2013 at 4:00 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Oh, that's fucking hilarious. The verse is "His name will be written on his thigh," and since you have a deformed, swollen thigh, that makes you god?
Deformed??
Swollen??
Oh my.
I have to sit down.
Every time, I think "Now, I have heard it all".
I hear more.
Whew.
Oh my goodness.
You will forgive me, if I don't respond?
I need to sit down.
You people, are something.
Whew.
I have to sit down.
Wow.
The bible have many stories, i don't see how that proves God to be real, only because it exists in ancient texts.
Also have you heard of the "Mesopotamian myth" called "Gilgamesh flood" which is older than the biblical story of "Noah's ark".
If you look it up, you can see comparison that they share many similarities.
Here is a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMSsosBfkg8
If you want to see the text yourself.
Then here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilgamesh_flood_myth
Let me know what you think
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 4:23 pm
(August 21, 2013 at 4:19 pm)ITChick Wrote: Guys... Maybe if we ignore this dude he will go away. He scares the living daylights out of me.
History has shown that never works.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 4:25 pm
(August 21, 2013 at 4:17 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (August 21, 2013 at 4:00 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Oh, that's fucking hilarious. The verse is "His name will be written on his thigh," and since you have a deformed, swollen thigh, that makes you god?
Why is it that self-proclaimed messiahs always have brains of jello?
That being said, I have serious doubts that you are for real.
Holy Fucking Shit! *I* have a SINGLE MASSIVE thigh (*). I must also be the messiah. Hey - didn't I claim to be the messiah earlier in this thread? My prophecy is true!
Kneel, suckers!
(*) No, seriously - it's the result of a medical condition. "Massive" is a bit of an exaggeration, but the right is very noticeably larger than the left.
Let's see a photo.
I have a 32 inch waist, and a 30 inch thigh.
And I believe, that is unique.
But I'm always willing
To be proven wrong.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 4:27 pm
ROFL, things are getting interesting here ...
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 4:30 pm
(August 21, 2013 at 4:21 pm)Cyberdreams(Wink) Wrote: The bible have many stories, i don't see how that proves God to be real, only because it exists in ancient texts.
Also have you heard of the "Mesopotamian myth" called "Gilgamesh flood" which is older than the biblical story of "Noah's ark".
If you look it up, you can see comparison that they share many similarities.
Here is a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMSsosBfkg8
If you want to see the text yourself.
Then here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilgamesh_flood_myth
Let me know what you think
The book of Genesis, is not "literal".
So, there is no need, to prove anything, in it.
The "literal stuff", starts in the book of Exodus.
With the Moses and Pharaoh story.
And it is literal, from that point on.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 4:33 pm
(August 21, 2013 at 4:19 pm)ITChick Wrote: Guys... Maybe if we ignore this dude he will go away. He scares the living daylights out of me.
It's OK - we have a black helicopter full of ninja pirates en route to intercept the target.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 4:35 pm
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(August 21, 2013 at 4:21 pm)Cyberdreams(Wink) Wrote: The bible have many stories, i don't see how that proves God to be real, only because it exists in ancient texts.
Also have you heard of the "Mesopotamian myth" called "Gilgamesh flood" which is older than the biblical story of "Noah's ark".
If you look it up, you can see comparison that they share many similarities.
Here is a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMSsosBfkg8
If you want to see the text yourself.
Then here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilgamesh_flood_myth
Let me know what you think
The book of Genesis, is not "literal".
So, there is no need, to prove anything, in it.
The "literal stuff", starts in the book of Exodus.
With the Moses and Pharaoh story.
And it is literal, from that point on.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 4:35 pm
(August 21, 2013 at 4:25 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: (August 21, 2013 at 4:17 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Holy Fucking Shit! *I* have a SINGLE MASSIVE thigh (*). I must also be the messiah. Hey - didn't I claim to be the messiah earlier in this thread? My prophecy is true!
Kneel, suckers!
(*) No, seriously - it's the result of a medical condition. "Massive" is a bit of an exaggeration, but the right is very noticeably larger than the left.
Let's see a photo.
I have a 32 inch waist, and a 30 inch thigh.
And I believe, that is unique.
But I'm always willing
To be proven wrong.
What makes you think I would give a flying fuck about proving anything to some random Internet whack job?
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 4:44 pm
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(August 21, 2013 at 4:33 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (August 21, 2013 at 4:19 pm)ITChick Wrote: Guys... Maybe if we ignore this dude he will go away. He scares the living daylights out of me.
It's OK - we have a black helicopter full of ninja pirates en route to intercept the target.
Thanks Cthulu. Before your post I was wondering if I should:
a) Change my name
b) Change my picture
c) Move to a different country
d) Never have engaged in a conersation at all
e) All of the above
I was going for (e). (f), call pirates in helicopter sounds like a much better option.
Any spelling mistakes are due to my godlessness!
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 4:47 pm
(August 21, 2013 at 4:44 pm)ITChick Wrote: (August 21, 2013 at 4:33 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: It's OK - we have a black helicopter full of ninja pirates en route to intercept the target.
Thanks Cthulu. Before your post I was wondering if I should:
a) Change my name
b) Change my picture
c) Move to a different country
d) Never have engaged in a conersation at all
e) All of the above
I was going for (e). (f), call pirates in helicopter sounds like a much better option.
Not just pirates - NINJA pirates, Chick.
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