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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Oh what should we do?

This man hasn't got a clue.

Boil him down to glue?
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Yes, I fear you're right

We'd strain his intelligence

Feel sorry? I don't.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Me reading this thread:

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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
CleanShavenJesus

Why don't you write in haiku?

You combo breaker!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 22, 2013 at 10:43 am)Kayenneh Wrote: CleanShavenJesus

Why don't you write in haiku?

You combo breaker!

Kay

I have very limited knowledge of anything

I have very plentiful knowledge of everything

Because there is only two

God

And me

The trinity is untrue, there's only two

Me and God

Fuck Jews

Zionists

Did I basically cover everything?
ronedee Wrote:Science doesn't have a good explaination for water

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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
That was scary. I actually had to scroll back up to see who was posting it. I never thought purely text-based impressions could even be a thing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Minimalist says

Go blow jesus out your ass

Good advice, it seems.
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
But how can someone

Blow himself out of his ass?

What a conundrum!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
More like contortion

Good trick if you can do it

Painful if you can't.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
What a silly thread.
I have nothing I can add----
BUS CRASH: 605!!!!!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan



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