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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 23, 2013 at 8:39 am)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: Guys ... I feel like this dude may one day commit mass murder because of a voice in his head ...






The Second Coming, does not "lay hands", on anyone.

He don't get his hands dirty.

Can you imagine that?

He more like snaps his fingers

And it happens.
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 23, 2013 at 8:43 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: The Second Coming, does not "lay hands", on anyone.

That's not what the priest said to the little boy!!! *rimshot*
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 23, 2013 at 8:47 am)Tonus Wrote:
(August 23, 2013 at 8:43 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: The Second Coming, does not "lay hands", on anyone.

That's not what the priest said to the little boy!!! *rimshot*





Well, I certainly do work AGAINST Catholicism.

A Protestant, is the way to go.
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 23, 2013 at 8:43 am)Mark Dreher Wrote:
(August 23, 2013 at 8:39 am)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: Guys ... I feel like this dude may one day commit mass murder because of a voice in his head ...






The Second Coming, does not "lay hands", on anyone.

He don't get his hands dirty.

Can you imagine that?

He more like snaps his fingers

And it happens.

You're clearly a crazy asshole who has considered mass murdering people.
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Seriously, this thread was a bit creepy and funny at times but now its serious. He has basically just threatened mass murder. Dont you think we should go to the authorities?
Considering you get arrested within hours of saying you are going to shoot up a school online, I hope Mark is arrested quite soon and taken to the appropriate institution, whether that be a prison or an asylum
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 23, 2013 at 9:00 am)Rationalman Wrote: Seriously, this thread was a bit creepy and funny at times but now its serious. He has basically just threatened mass murder. Dont you think we should go to the authorities?
Considering you get arrested within hours of saying you are going to shoot up a school online, I hope Mark is arrested quite soon and taken to the appropriate institution, whether that be a prison or an asylum

Exactly, I'm actually scared. This guy is delusional to the point that he can actually do this.
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 23, 2013 at 8:56 am)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote:
(August 23, 2013 at 8:43 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: The Second Coming, does not "lay hands", on anyone.

He don't get his hands dirty.

Can you imagine that?

He more like snaps his fingers

And it happens.

You're clearly a crazy asshole who has considered mass murdering people.




Only bad people my dear.

And not "hands on".

Like with a gun.

So..

No worries.

If I snap my fingers, God has to pull the trigger.

In other words, it is done through "supernatural means".

And therefor, must be fully authorized, by God.

In order to work.

No hands on stuff

Is EVER needed.

And yes, "the fourth seal" has been broken.

And the easiest way to explain what that means, is just to post the verses.

They explain themselves.

Revelation 6:7-8

The Fourth Seal--Death

7When the Lamb (the Second Coming of the Lord Jesus Christ) broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, "Come." 8 "And I looked, and behold, I saw a pale horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death, and all Hell followed along with him. And authority was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with the sword (my tongue), and with famine, and with pestilence, and with the wild beasts of the earth".

People who do not say grace.

Will not be around, much longer.

The big flush

Is coming.

The shit goes down.

Smells better already.
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
What is the difference between you and a guy who I met in Hambur at the Altona trainstation;

That guy told me that he fought in WW2, then told me that he also fought in WW1, but then he started about how he fought in the Napoleonic wars as a Prussian soldier and how he chased the French out of Germany with a machinegun.

So yeah, what is the difference between you and that guy?
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
This thread is now closed as it's getting far too silly and not really going anywhere, well, nowhere sane that is.

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