My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary

[downbeatplumb]

This isn't even bad enough to be amusing.
Just boring.

[Walking Void]

Mark, I have an infinite loop of flying fucks for You.

[ParCutz]

You are what you eat. Please let me know when I die. I really do not want to miss it. I would be honored if you wrote my obituary. As for the spaces, are you a programmer? I noticed that I was adding white-space after every sentence because of programming. Take care of yourself. No one else will.

[Mark Dreher]

Can you hear me knocking?

At your window?

Can you hear me knocking?

At your door?

The time is at hand, my dears.

"The Day of Great Vengeance".

Isaiah 61:2.

You heard of it.

Can you hear me knocking?

Holy shit that's creepy.

Thank you.

God writes in poems.

I, get to type them up.

I read them first.

Tis an honor.

To read them, first.

You, may not like them.

Sinners, seldom do.

Good people, don't mind, I've noticed.

My sheep

Love my voice.

I preach to the crowd

That I am in.

[ParCutz]

A crowd of one? Oh, I forgot about your imaginary friend.

[Mark Dreher]

You are what you eat. Please let me know when I die. I really do not want to miss it. I would be honored if you wrote my obituary. As for the spaces, are you a programmer? I noticed that I was adding white-space after every sentence because of programming. Take care of yourself. No one else will.

In order to write your obituary, I would need to know you.

When will you die?

I have no idea.

God has different levels of love, for different people.

And is not bound, by any rules.

If you are in some way "cute", God will keep you alive, just for that reason.

Like "a pretty pet".

Ozzy Osbourne

Is an example, of someone, God finds "cute".

And so, she keeps him alive, to add to "the cornucopia, of life".

Because he is cute.

And "modest", at the same time.

If he was "full of himself"

He would be dead.

Believe me.

God keeps people alive, for various reasons.

Some

Are just cute.

[Walking Void]

You are what you eat. Please let me know when I die. I really do not want to miss it. I would be honored if you wrote my obituary. As for the spaces, are you a programmer? I noticed that I was adding white-space after every sentence because of programming. Take care of yourself. No one else will.

In order to write your obituary, I would need to know you.

When will you die?

I have no idea.

God has different levels of love, for different people.

And is not bound, by any rules.

If you are in some way "cute", God will keep you alive, just for that reason.

Like "a pretty pet".

Ozzy Osbourne

Is an example, of someone, God finds "cute".

And so, she keeps him alive, to add to "the cornucopia, of life".

Because he is cute.

And "modest", at the same time.

If he was "full of himself"

He would be dead.

Believe me.

God keeps people alive, for various reasons.

Some

Are just cute.

I feel like talking with pictures today. Explain this:

[ParCutz]

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I feel like talking with pictures today. Explain this:


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Is he holding an invisible _ _ _ _ _?

[Something completely different]

[Whateverist]

Last Poet wrote: "Banned Mark Dreher for spamming/trolling. This is a discussion forum, meaning that it is supposed to be an intelligible conversation between 2 or more people."

Technically, doesn't Dreher qualify as having a conversation between 2 or more people .. all by himself? Then again the "intelligible" requirement was obviously a barrier.

Sort of fitting that he wanted to write an obituary on this thread.