Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?

[Minimalist]

[Kitan Etos]

In short, the idiots needed a boogeyman.

Indeed, Satan is nothing more than a fabricated scapegoat for the actions and wrongdoings for which man was incapable of taking responsibility.

Oh, I didn't do that. It was the devil..

[freedomfromforum]

First and foremost...Satan is all ego & lies.

Clue ronedee; this thread is about
satan, god's evil twin brother. You've
described god "all ego and lies."
Please stick to the topic.

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In short, the idiots needed a boogeyman.

Indeed, Satan is nothing more than a fabricated scapegoat for the actions and wrongdoings for which man was incapable of taking responsibility.

Oh, I didn't do that. It was the devil..

Very Good Call!

[LostLocke]

It's obvious, he's still working on that acheivement...

[smax]

If Satan accumulates more souls than god, he wins the ultimate war of the afterlife and takes over the divine realm. Personally, I'm pulling for Satan because I've read god's book and god's plan, and it sucks!

God just wants millions of people kissing his ass all day and all night, singing him songs and praising him. Among the most distinguished guests will be Adolf Hitler and George Bush.

I don't know what kind of afterlife Satan intends to lead, but all the fun people are going to be there so I have to believe it will be better than heaven. Besides, who doesn't want to catch up with Albert Einstein in the afterlife and talk shop?

[NoraBrimstone]

I've often heard from demons that souls are absolutely delicious toasted and dipped in melted chocolate. I expect that's what Satan wants them for. Wouldn't you?

[freedomfromforum]

I've often heard from demons that souls are absolutely delicious toasted and dipped in melted chocolate. I expect that's what Satan wants them for. Wouldn't you?

Them souls had better be wrapped in bacon and deep fried!

[Anomalocaris]

The notion that "all men are created equal" does become an increasing imposition to believe each time some grown men speaks of the nature of some demon with the sort of complete conviction a 5 year old might affect in speaking of Santa claus

[NoraBrimstone]

I've often heard from demons that souls are absolutely delicious toasted and dipped in melted chocolate. I expect that's what Satan wants them for. Wouldn't you?

Them souls had better be wrapped in bacon and deep fried!

But souls are sweet. They taste like a cross between strawberries and marshmallows.

[pineapplebunnybounce]

Them souls had better be wrapped in bacon and deep fried!

But souls are sweet. They taste like a cross between strawberries and marshmallows.

Have you seen Soul Eater? I barely watch animes but that one was good!