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Ivy (not EVIE) is really leaving for a bit
#61
RE: Ivy (not EVIE) is really leaving for a bit
How about the one about reading the bible backwards, by someone I've never actually heard of?

(Actually I went on to refine that on my little bloggy, if anyone happens to accidentally hit that website buton down there. Not that I'm blog-whoring or anything.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#62
RE: Ivy (not EVIE) is really leaving for a bit
Crazy: yes. Entertaining: yes.

I couldn't find the one where ronedee said science has no explanation for water though, alas.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#63
RE: Ivy (not EVIE) is really leaving for a bit
Take care, if you need anything let me know. I am always willing to help a fellow atheist! I am moving towards leaving the battlefield myself.
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
Professional Watcher of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report!
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#64
RE: Ivy (not EVIE) is really leaving for a bit
Drag! You're coming home? That's great! It was about time, man!
And actually, I did take care, thank you. I'm back, though. wasn't gone too long. Thank you, Drag.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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#65
RE: Ivy (not EVIE) is really leaving for a bit
Cool! I am going to transition back to Tampa, FL here in the next couple of months. I am in search for a new position in Tampa. I want to get away from the Government if possible.
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
Professional Watcher of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report!
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#66
RE: Ivy (not EVIE) is really leaving for a bit
That's awesome! Yey! You need to cool off for a while, though. You need a vacation. Still sleeping in your office?

I'm happy for you.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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#67
RE: Ivy (not EVIE) is really leaving for a bit
Always. I am currently back from some Vacation, but it was not very long. I had to goto Academi for weapons training again Sad
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
Professional Watcher of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report!
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#68
RE: Ivy (not EVIE) is really leaving for a bit
Well, the good thing is that it's almost over for you, Drag. Big Grin
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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#69
RE: Ivy (not EVIE) is really leaving for a bit
It is. I am finish paying off my car and few home improvements. Now, I need to start settling down. I do not want to travel, unless it is a vacation!
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
Professional Watcher of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report!
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#70
RE: Ivy (not EVIE) is really leaving for a bit
Welcome back, Ivy.
I'm always late for everything. Sleepy

And take care, Drag.
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