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Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
Thats not new to atheists really. I have on a couple of occasions been asked if I don't worship god do I worship Satan.

Horrible argument, yes. But I think Christians and Sunnis and gays living in Iran have more to fear than the ineptitude of the credulity that argument.

Keep in mind Japan had a few years back a nutbag superstitious idiot gas their subway as a terrorist act. If the worst you have to be asked is "If you don't worship God, do you worship Satan" you are doing good.

Not saying don't counter the argument, by all means do. Bitch slap them verbally if you have to. But the underpinnings of superstition in our species are always there, so you simply do your best to counter their arguments without getting tribal and violent as theism gets.
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)



I once had a bad cup of coffee at an Al-Anon meeting, does that count?


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#13
RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
Only if they professed some sort of verbal diarrhea after drinking the coffee.
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#14
RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
Quote:LOL really?

Really truly. Mind, this was in NI when everything - and I do mean everything was determined by which side of the peace walls you were on.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
People are stupid. What else is new? I think the stupidest I've personally heard (on a very long airplane flight) is that the song "Running with the Devil" is proof that Satan is in direct control of the rock and roll industry. That's someone with a low standard of proof.
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
(September 3, 2013 at 12:28 am)CapnAwesome Wrote: People are stupid. What else is new? I think the stupidest I've personally heard (on a very long airplane flight) is that the song "Running with the Devil" is proof that Satan is in direct control of the rock and roll industry. That's someone with a low standard of proof.

It never occurred to them that there might be a little satire and metaphor in music, apparently.
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
(September 3, 2013 at 12:39 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 3, 2013 at 12:28 am)CapnAwesome Wrote: People are stupid. What else is new? I think the stupidest I've personally heard (on a very long airplane flight) is that the song "Running with the Devil" is proof that Satan is in direct control of the rock and roll industry. That's someone with a low standard of proof.

It never occurred to them that there might be a little satire and metaphor in music, apparently.

If religion was taught in school as a virus, that person would be like the final stage photo. "And here kids is where you will end up if you take the bible seriously." "Miss, that man looks very dumb" "yes kids they sometimes do"
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
Quote:People are stupid. What else is new? I think the stupidest I've personally heard (on a very long airplane flight) is that the song "Running with the Devil" is proof that Satan is in direct control of the rock and roll industry. That's someone with a low standard of proof.

Wait...you mean Satan is NOT in direct control of the rock and roll industry?

Well, that's bloody disappointing.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#19
RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
I had one fundy Christian flatly deny that Jesus was Jewish.
That was pretty good.
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
(September 2, 2013 at 8:07 pm)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote:
(September 2, 2013 at 4:26 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'Ok, but are you a Protestant atheist or a Catholic atheist?'

LOL really?

I think I should start saying I'm an atheist more, seems like I've missed a lot of fun reactions by saying "I don't believe".

You often times get a much different reaction to saying the actual word "atheist" than you do to other variations like non believer, etc. People seem to have a much more visceral reaction to that particular label.
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