What's everyone up to right now?

[Jackalope]

My wife and I are both ill, she has had a nasal swab done this morning at a drive through testing center in Portland.  No results yet, and I have not been tested, but it seems pretty certain that if she's positive, so am I.  Thankfully we live in an area with relatively low case counts and our hospital capacity is in good shape so if we were going to get it, now is not the worst time.  Personal risk factors make it scary nonetheless.

Hopefully you pull through! You live in Oregon or Maine?

Vancouver WA, my wife works for Providence and the testing center was at Portland Providence Medical.

[Jackalope]

My wife and I are both ill, she has had a nasal swab done this morning at a drive through testing center in Portland.  No results yet, and I have not been tested, but it seems pretty certain that if she's positive, so am I.  Thankfully we live in an area with relatively low case counts and our hospital capacity is in good shape so if we were going to get it, now is not the worst time.  Personal risk factors make it scary nonetheless.

That's rough. If you gargle some bleach it'll just go away. I know, the president endorses it.

Seriously, I'm hoping for the best for you both! Instead of good luck, I'll say "good medicine!" 

I think I'll stick to gin for medical needs.

[The Valkyrie]

My wife and I are both ill, she has had a nasal swab done this morning at a drive through testing center in Portland. No results yet, and I have not been tested, but it seems pretty certain that if she's positive, so am I. Thankfully we live in an area with relatively low case counts and our hospital capacity is in good shape so if we were going to get it, now is not the worst time. Personal risk factors make it scary nonetheless.

Stay safe, all of you.

[Rhizomorph13]

Hopefully you pull through! You live in Oregon or Maine?

Vancouver WA, my wife works for Providence and the testing center was at Portland Providence Medical.

Yay, the 'couv! I live in Forest Grove.

[Fireball]

That's rough. If you gargle some bleach it'll just go away. I know, the president endorses it.

Seriously, I'm hoping for the best for you both! Instead of good luck, I'll say "good medicine!" 

I think I'll stick to gin for medical needs.

Yuch. I can't stand the stuff, so you can have all that I will never drink. Are you a Samuel Pepys fan? Wasn't it Pepys who said to cure a cold, drink gin until everything is double, then get under a bunch of blankets? I know I murdered that paraphrase. 

[Rev. Rye]

I've ordered two masks from Etsy and they're both on their way:




(And, yes, I chose the white MASH mask over one in olive drab because A, the white one was cheaper by $5, and B, it's actually closer to what they wore in the OR scenes though without those huge-ass ties)

Also, this week in the Deep Hurting Project will be Trolland, Asylum's answer to Dreamworks' Trolls.

[The Valkyrie]

Confirmed today.

My bike is for sale and my apartment is on the market.

My house is in trust to go to my niece when she's old enough.

[ignoramus]

anything you're not telling us matey

[The Valkyrie]

anything you're not telling us matey

Yeah.

The car's going to my brother.

[ignoramus]

Stop avoiding the question!