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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
April 15, 2022 at 10:51 pm
Today's exchange in a shop.
"Happy Easter. Remember Jesus died for your sins!"
"Yes, happy Nail Up Saviour Weekend. Jesus gave up his long weekend for your sins!"
"You're an atheist!"
"Does it show?"
"Only an atheist would blaspheme like that!"
"Actually, Christians blaspheme every time they pray to Caucasian Jesus!"
"Huh!"
*Storms away*
"Winner, by TKO!"
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
April 15, 2022 at 11:12 pm
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(April 15, 2022 at 10:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Today's exchange in a shop.
"Happy Easter. Remember Jesus died for your sins!"
"Yes, happy Nail Up Saviour Weekend. Jesus gave up his long weekend for your sins!"
"You're an atheist!"
"Does it show?"
"Only an atheist would blaspheme like that!"
"Actually, Christians blaspheme every time they pray to Caucasian Jesus!"
"Huh!"
*Storms away*
"Winner, by TKO!"
Outstanding! I vigorously applaud you. I wish I could give you two thumbs up, but only have one and a half. : )
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
April 16, 2022 at 8:27 am
(April 15, 2022 at 5:55 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I use a 22.
When I worked at the gun shop - they got a great deal on Turk made 28 gauge side by sides and shells. I thought of getting one - and now that the rabbit population is way up - wish I did...
I had a thought. We have a flood control diversion/irrigation project that runs for 40+ miles. Whistle pigs love to burrow on the banks. They're bigger and slower. That might be an excellent protein source that the dogs haven't encountered before. I think I'd have a better shot to kill ratio.
Annie get your gun!
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
April 16, 2022 at 8:41 am
Discovered that my ex still keeps a pucture of me in his wallet.
When he encounters trouble in his life, he takes it out and looks at it.
It reminds him that if he can survive a relationship with that crazy bitch, he can survive anything.
I'm so inspirational.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
April 16, 2022 at 8:43 am
(April 16, 2022 at 8:27 am)brewer Wrote: (April 15, 2022 at 5:55 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I use a 22.
When I worked at the gun shop - they got a great deal on Turk made 28 gauge side by sides and shells. I thought of getting one - and now that the rabbit population is way up - wish I did...
I had a thought. We have a flood control diversion/irrigation project that runs for 40+ miles. Whistle pigs love to burrow on the banks. They're bigger and slower. That might be an excellent protein source that the dogs haven't encountered before. I think I'd have a better shot to kill ratio.
Annie get your gun!
I'm not Annie.
And I only have swords(and other sharp inpkements).
Who are we killing?
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
April 16, 2022 at 8:59 am
(April 16, 2022 at 8:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (April 16, 2022 at 8:27 am)brewer Wrote: I had a thought. We have a flood control diversion/irrigation project that runs for 40+ miles. Whistle pigs love to burrow on the banks. They're bigger and slower. That might be an excellent protein source that the dogs haven't encountered before. I think I'd have a better shot to kill ratio.
Annie get your gun!
I'm not Annie.
And I only have swords(and other sharp inpkements).
Who are we killing?
You just made the list.
I'm gonna need a bigger pot.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
April 16, 2022 at 9:03 am
(April 16, 2022 at 8:59 am)brewer Wrote: (April 16, 2022 at 8:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'm not Annie.
And I only have swords(and other sharp inpkements).
Who are we killing?
You just made the list.
I'm gonna need a bigger pot.
Good luck with that!
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
April 16, 2022 at 9:09 am
(April 16, 2022 at 9:03 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (April 16, 2022 at 8:59 am)brewer Wrote: You just made the list.
I'm gonna need a bigger pot.
Good luck with that!
😉
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