What's everyone up to right now?

[ElleBelle]

How do I decipher this smiley portrait? It's like trying to figure out those clever personalized license plates.

[Phatt Matt s]

How do I decipher this smiley portrait? It's like trying to figure out those clever personalized license plates.

The only difference between those personalized license plates and my post is that the smiley portrait isn't clever.

[ElleBelle]

How do I decipher this smiley portrait? It's like trying to figure out those clever personalized license plates.

The only difference between those personalized license plates and my post is that the smiley portrait isn't clever.

Aw, give yourself some credit. You pieced together multiple smilies to paint a beautiful picture there. Hats off.

[Phatt Matt s]

The only difference between those personalized license plates and my post is that the smiley portrait isn't clever.

Aw, give yourself some credit. You pieced together multiple smilies to paint a beautiful picture there. Hats off.

I can't believe you said that! Thanks for the feather in my cap. I'll be walking with straight posture and chest puffed out. I feel really masculine right now! It takes an alpha male to get his smileys in a row.

[Marsellus Wallace]

check me out

[Phatt Matt s]

check me out

You win! Now I need to figure how to get this thread back on the rails.

What am I up to right now? Mourning my short triumph and doing the crawfish shuffle with tail between legs!

[ElleBelle]

I suddenly feel highly inadequate in the smiley department.

[Marsellus Wallace]

I suddenly feel highly inadequate in the smiley department.

Let me tell you something about the smiley business ........



Only the awesome ones can do it

[Clueless Morgan]

My email account was hacked. Fuck.

Changing all my passwords to things I will no doubt forget in two days.

[*Deidre*]

I'm suddenly all ears. lol I can't help but wonder if they're comparing oral sex, etc to that of intercourse. On that point, I'd agree. The majority of my orgasms are derived from oral and not intercourse, and that isn't because 'they're all doin it wrong,' but rather that's just how I personally climax.

Wondering if the study reveals that because women know women best, and thus perform better than men with women?

I've never been with a woman, so can't compare from personal experience. There have been opportunities, but I was a Christian back then, and had all kinds of guilty feelings even considering being with a woman.

Since the topic is on sex again and I didn't lead it there I hope it is okay for me to continue discussing this. Well Deidra, that is great to know that you prefer oral. If there were a smiley to express how I felt reading that post it would be:




If I get off I feel good for a few minutes and boring cuz i've done it over a thousand times. If I get a woman off I feel good for a lifetime

You said something about a guy needing to earn your trust. Can I pay you to trust me?

I don't have a car but I could always get a bus ticket.

You're like Jesus. He is the light of the world and you're the lightswitch flipper. You turn people on! (wink, wink)