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RE: Francis
September 20, 2013 at 2:12 am
(September 20, 2013 at 2:11 am)Minimalist Wrote: (September 20, 2013 at 1:53 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: I'm disappointed this wasn't a thread about a talking mule.*
*Raise your hand if you get the reference. (RA sufferers excepted.) :p
That looks like waldorfs dp.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Francis
September 20, 2013 at 3:54 am
(September 20, 2013 at 1:53 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: I'm disappointed this wasn't a thread about a talking mule.
It is.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Francis
September 20, 2013 at 4:18 am
With a feed like that, I'm surprised no-one went for the obvious before I did. Maybe my brain's still asleep; but subtle seems to be the hardest word.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Francis
September 20, 2013 at 4:26 am
Shoot, I'm so tired my mind is tripping on trying to piece together a braying ass/praying ass angle.
No dice.
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RE: Francis
September 20, 2013 at 5:05 am
Ok, so Francis is not outright condemning gays and atheists. Perhaps it's time to seriously ask the question: IS the pope Catholic?
(Somewhere, there's a bear shitting in the woods and re-evaluating his options.)
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Francis
September 20, 2013 at 1:08 pm
(September 20, 2013 at 1:53 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: I'm disappointed this wasn't a thread about a talking mule.*
*Raise your hand if you get the reference. (RA sufferers excepted.) :p
Something sounds vaguely familiar about Francis the Talking Mule, but I'll be damned if I can remember it.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Francis
September 20, 2013 at 7:37 pm
Fuck off. And take your fucking pope with you.
