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Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!

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Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!
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RE: Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!
September 23, 2013 at 10:24 am
(September 23, 2013 at 9:59 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: This isn't Area 69 mate Wink
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Don't post pictures like that with bubbles, stupid bubbles!
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September 23, 2013 at 11:22 am
My wife is a Redskins fan, a cocky little shit, and a terrible gambler. I reap the benefits whenever she says "I'll be fucked if the Redskins won't win this one".

I think all my kids' conceptions are timed to a third quarter forfeiture by her.
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September 23, 2013 at 11:26 am
(September 23, 2013 at 8:17 am)Walking Void Wrote: Right now I am having difficulty deciding... which is worse..?

The Redskins or ABBA?

Yes.
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September 23, 2013 at 11:44 am
(September 23, 2013 at 8:01 am)Brian37 Wrote: It is fucking bad enough the Redskins are 0-3. BUT BUT BUT BUT DETROIT? WHAT THE FUCK?

The last time the Redskins lost to Detroit at home was around the big bang! My mother was 5 years old! Not sayen, just sayen!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/22...72772.html

I sympathize with your plight, as not too many years ago I watched my team go 2-30 over a two season stretch.

But since my team is Detroit, I shall bathe in your tears...


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September 23, 2013 at 12:40 pm
The good news for Detroit fans is that the Lions put one in the W column. The bad news is, it was against one of the worst teams in the league. Big Grin. Can Detroit beat a team that is better than simply awful?
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September 23, 2013 at 1:02 pm
A win is a win.

We'll see if they can beat a decent team next week when they play the Bears.
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September 23, 2013 at 1:17 pm
(September 23, 2013 at 1:02 pm)Faith No More Wrote: A win is a win.

We'll see if they can beat a decent team next week when they play the Bears.

Are they playing in Chicago or Detr... Wait, who cares? I'm taking the Bears. Big Grin
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RE: Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!
September 23, 2013 at 5:18 pm
(September 23, 2013 at 11:44 am)Faith No More Wrote:
(September 23, 2013 at 8:01 am)Brian37 Wrote: It is fucking bad enough the Redskins are 0-3. BUT BUT BUT BUT DETROIT? WHAT THE FUCK?

The last time the Redskins lost to Detroit at home was around the big bang! My mother was 5 years old! Not sayen, just sayen!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/22...72772.html

I sympathize with your plight, as not too many years ago I watched my team go 2-30 over a two season stretch.

But since my team is Detroit, I shall bathe in your tears...



You have passed the paper bag like a tourch, from a former doormat to the new one.
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September 23, 2013 at 6:29 pm
(September 23, 2013 at 5:18 pm)Brian37 Wrote: You have passed the paper bag like a tourch, from a former doormat to the new one.

You know, Brian - the Redskins may not be the worst team in the league. I suspect that the Jaguars are worse.
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September 23, 2013 at 6:44 pm
I have miraculously channelled your dead (or alive) mum and know the reason for your woes. You're a Redskins fan, babydoll! May I suggest a real football team--like, THE BRONCOS!!
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