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Darwin Joke
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Darwin Joke
So I'm reading "The Origin of Species" and I've only just started but I really like it, but I got to this part where he said that sexual differences are most likely caused by men fighting over females. I was like, what?

Sure Darwin, and if it weren't for the Trojan war, men would still be shorter than women on average, it's the truth.

not really.

Other jokes--

It's Dar-WIN, not Dar-lose!

"I don't know if I can trust you anymore. You've changed."
"No, I've evolved."

Understanding Darwin the simple way:

domestic animals have changed as if to suit us-- then he tries to explain this.

You're different than your parents. You've evolved.
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RE: Darwin Joke
Don't quit your day job.
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RE: Darwin Joke
This is definitely in the wrong section of the forum. If you want, I can help you write jokes. Tongue
Cunt
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http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?soun...&play=true
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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