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There is a god afterall

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There is a god afterall
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#31
RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 6:25 pm
(September 27, 2013 at 6:13 pm)Ryantology Wrote:
(September 27, 2013 at 5:53 pm)max-greece Wrote: Competitive this theism lark ain't it.

You know what this means.

[Image: TBpVDS0.jpg]

Oh yeah! That was one of those "justified" wars in God's name, right? Since it was for Him we won!

Oh...wait...
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#32
RE: There is a god afterall
September 27, 2013 at 6:28 pm
(September 27, 2013 at 6:13 pm)Ryantology Wrote:
(September 27, 2013 at 5:53 pm)max-greece Wrote: Competitive this theism lark ain't it.

You know what this means.

[Image: TBpVDS0.jpg]
Confusedhock:

Did you paste the MIMAL map over those shields?!
Damn, you ARE serious!
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#33
RE: There is a god afterall
September 29, 2013 at 3:25 am (This post was last modified: September 29, 2013 at 3:25 am by max-greece.)
(September 27, 2013 at 6:13 pm)Ryantology Wrote:
(September 27, 2013 at 5:53 pm)max-greece Wrote: Competitive this theism lark ain't it.

You know what this means.

[Image: TBpVDS0.jpg]

After much conversing with the Bull it appears that Mimal is not the cook as some would have it but is the holy collector of pats. Tennessee and Kentucky are the dustpan and pat he just gathered.

Note that he is heading towards the Bull as it rushes to greet him.

Mimal and the Bull are friends - war can be averted.

Everybody can breath again.
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#34
RE: There is a god afterall
September 30, 2013 at 11:28 am
Socotra is the eye of the world!
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#35
RE: There is a god afterall
September 30, 2013 at 1:53 pm
Please refer to the following earliest maps of the world made by humanity.

Not saying that god has appeared in human minds thousand years before the man was even able to scrape the stone with single lines.

[Image: map_old.png]

Bovine nature of god is thoroughly studied in this post about Lingvogeometry.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-21002.html
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#36
RE: There is a god afterall
September 30, 2013 at 2:45 pm
(September 30, 2013 at 1:53 pm)Monolens Wrote: Please refer to the following earliest maps of the world made by humanity.

Not saying that god has appeared in human minds thousand years before the man was even able to scrape the stone with single lines.

[Image: map_old.png]

Bovine nature of god is thoroughly studied in this post about Lingvogeometry.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-21002.html

You have understood that I am making this shit up as I go along haven't you?

I just noticed the shape on a map one day and thought - fuck me - a man riding a bull. Never thought it would come in useful as an observation.

Damn but I could come up with a killer religion if I wanted to.
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#37
RE: There is a god afterall
September 30, 2013 at 3:26 pm
I Get it. The rider and mimal are nemesis and the rider is searching for mimal, while hopes to make peace by offering fried chicken.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#38
RE: There is a god afterall
September 30, 2013 at 3:31 pm
(September 30, 2013 at 3:26 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: I Get it. The rider and mimal are nemesis and the rider is searching for mimal, while hopes to make peace by offering fried chicken.

Nice idea but bulls don't eat Chicken. Mimal merely cleans up after the Bull but but the Bull would like to point out that not all the shit in this world comes from him.
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#39
RE: There is a god afterall
September 30, 2013 at 3:36 pm
(September 30, 2013 at 3:31 pm)max-greece Wrote: Nice idea but bulls don't eat Chicken.

Oh?

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Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#40
RE: There is a god afterall
September 30, 2013 at 3:39 pm
(September 30, 2013 at 3:36 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(September 30, 2013 at 3:31 pm)max-greece Wrote: Nice idea but bulls don't eat Chicken.

Oh?

[Image: cow-billborads.jpg]

If you are eating Chicken you ain't eating beef - think about it.
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