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Atheists Vs Agnostics
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Atheists Vs Agnostics
October 5, 2013 at 12:17 pm (This post was last modified: October 5, 2013 at 12:17 pm by Rahul.)
Quote:Atheist Suicide Bomber Kills Eighteen Agnostics

SALF, and the atheists they claim to represent, believe that there is no god, agnostics believe that there may not be a god. To outsiders, this difference in doctrine seems almost irrelevant; to believers it is a question of life or death. Therefore, such a small difference in doctrine can create such explosive hatreds, divisions and violence.

http://thelapine.ca/atheist-suicide-bomb...agnostics/

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RE: Atheists Vs Agnostics
October 5, 2013 at 12:27 pm
Idiots.

We must join against the common enemy!


The People's Front of Judaea!!!
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RE: Atheists Vs Agnostics
October 5, 2013 at 12:32 pm
I spent the past 5 minutes googling christian forums in the hope that someone may have opened a thread with this satire in the belief that it`s a true story.
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RE: Atheists Vs Agnostics
October 5, 2013 at 12:35 pm
Breaking news! Atheist murders other atheists because they dont unbelieve as much he does!
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RE: Atheists Vs Agnostics
October 5, 2013 at 12:39 pm
(October 5, 2013 at 12:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Idiots.

We must join against the common enemy!


The People's Front of Judaea!!!

What have the romans ever done for us?
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RE: Atheists Vs Agnostics
October 5, 2013 at 12:43 pm
Instead of nailing the fucker to a cross they should've just thrown him to a pit of shit. Today, the numbnuts would carry some shit on their necks.
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RE: Atheists Vs Agnostics
October 5, 2013 at 12:50 pm
(October 5, 2013 at 12:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Idiots.

We must join against the common enemy!


The People's Front of Judaea!!!

SPLITTERS!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheists Vs Agnostics
October 5, 2013 at 12:51 pm
(October 5, 2013 at 12:43 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Instead of nailing the fucker to a cross they should've just thrown him to a pit of shit. Today, the numbnuts would carry some shit on their necks.

They already do that, inside their heads.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheists Vs Agnostics
October 5, 2013 at 12:55 pm
(October 5, 2013 at 12:51 pm)Stimbo Wrote: They already do that, inside their heads.

It would totally make more sense, if they did. Shitty messiah, shitty pendants and shit in their heads.
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RE: Atheists Vs Agnostics
October 5, 2013 at 1:08 pm
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