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RE: Where did the universe come from? Atheistic origin science has no answer.
January 8, 2015 at 1:30 am
(January 8, 2015 at 12:28 am)dyresand Wrote: Is Hell endothermic or exothermic?
Reminded me of this story:
Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
Hell from an engineering approach
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid term. The answer was so profound that the Professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you." and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."
This student received the only A.
"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.” ~ Ambrose Bierce
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RE: Where did the universe come from? Atheistic origin science has no answer.
January 8, 2015 at 1:30 am
(January 8, 2015 at 1:27 am)Rhythm Wrote: You don't have to worry about Christians mixing science and religion. It's all magic all the time with them.
Lek, GC, HM are just huge wastes of time.....even when i try to explain something they are like nuh uh.. nuh uh this is right you are wrong when science is the most unbiased thing out there.......... [insert sigh here]
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RE: Where did the universe come from? Atheistic origin science has no answer.
January 8, 2015 at 1:32 am
I'm not sure what you expected.
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RE: Where did the universe come from? Atheistic origin science has no answer.
January 8, 2015 at 1:37 am
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(January 8, 2015 at 1:32 am)Rhythm Wrote: I'm not sure what you expected.
atleast a tiny or even a fraction of being rational they just have none..
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RE: Where did the universe come from? Atheistic origin science has no answer.
January 8, 2015 at 1:45 am
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They worship a ghost, I think you're being unreasonable yourself...when you expect a measure of reason from them. 
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RE: Where did the universe come from? Atheistic origin science has no answer.
January 8, 2015 at 1:55 am
(January 8, 2015 at 1:45 am)Rhythm Wrote: They worship a ghost, I think you're being unreasonable yourself...when you expect a measure of reason from them.
i think you are right. i give up on theists.
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RE: Where did the universe come from? Atheistic origin science has no answer.
January 8, 2015 at 1:57 am
I give up on creationists specifically. Theists at least can be reasoned with. It takes a very special mindset to look at reality and say "lies!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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January 8, 2015 at 2:11 am
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Yeah, there's a special place in hell for creationists, as far as I'm concerned.
"I believe in god"
-Good for you, just keep him in your pants.
"I'm a creationist"
-Please surrender your drivers license, children, voter registration card, shoelaces, and any other dangerous equipment you may own.
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RE: Where did the universe come from? Atheistic origin science has no answer.
January 8, 2015 at 2:13 am
(January 8, 2015 at 2:11 am)Rhythm Wrote: Yeah, there's a special place in hell for creationists, as far as I'm concerned.
In hell reality is always right...always. And we get the be the ones tormenting them for their stupidity. 
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RE: Where did the universe come from? Atheistic origin science has no answer.
January 8, 2015 at 3:45 pm
So, after 230 pages are we any closer to understanding where the Universe came from and what the hell atheistic origin science is?
I'm guessing no.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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