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Atheists Just Want to Sin
#11
RE: Atheists Just Want to Sin
(October 11, 2013 at 2:40 pm)Sword of Christ Wrote: *only watches the first 33 seconds*

It's about time you came clean!

HAHAHA you're so funny!
No creator in the heavens above (I am the lightning)
Rest your weary mind
No demons in the furnace below (I am the frenzy)
I have realized I AM GOD
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#12
RE: Atheists Just Want to Sin
I actually just want to have fun and take a dump on Grace's tits.

I get the impression she likes that...mmmmm....
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#13
RE: Atheists Just Want to Sin
Forgive me father for I have sinned, just by ignoring You. "Well aren't you just precious?"

So hang me by the gonads and stone me with your Jamaican mixture.
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#14
RE: Atheists Just Want to Sin
(October 11, 2013 at 2:40 pm)Sword of Christ Wrote: It's about time you came clean!

It's much more fun to come dirty.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#15
RE: Atheists Just Want to Sin
Why did you soil mine eyes with this stupidity? If that god is so real than you can tell him that Loki says hello, and he is going to kick his ass in the box office, bada bing bada boom!!!! and Thor says all the ladies go crazy for a man with a powerful tool.
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#16
RE: Atheists Just Want to Sin
Quote: and Thor says all the ladies go crazy for a man with a powerful tool.

By the way, the hammer, is my penis.

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#17
RE: Atheists Just Want to Sin
Because sin is fun!
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#18
RE: Atheists Just Want to Sin
I love this video, It's always an annoying thing to be told.

Sin is an imaginary disease invented to sell you in imaginary cure. -unknown
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