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"Son of God" movie due out in 2014
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RE: "Son of God" movie due out in 2014
(October 19, 2013 at 6:28 pm)pocaracas Wrote: You got something against sexy portuguese models?



If any of them get the part, I'll probably watch it.
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RE: "Son of God" movie due out in 2014
Now Hollywood is replaying TV on the big screen? They're really reaching at this point. In addition to this there's also a Noah and Exodus movie coming out that year. Guess who's playing Noah? Russell Crowe. Noah's daughter? Emma Watson. Moses? Christian Bale... Queen Tuya? Sigourney Weaver.

Actually, I might see those. Because something tells me they're not going to be true to the source material at all.
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RE: "Son of God" movie due out in 2014
Jesus.....Don Knotts
God.......Don Rickels
Mary......Phyllis Diller
Holy Ghost.....Caspar
Joseph.......Wayne Bobbitt
Caiaphas.....Judge Judy
Pilate..........Bob Newhart
Judas...........Mel Brooks
Peter............Woody Allen
Centurion......John Cleese
Extras...........the cast of Glee
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RE: "Son of God" movie due out in 2014
(November 3, 2013 at 9:23 am)ToriJ Wrote: Now Hollywood is replaying TV on the big screen? They're really reaching at this point. In addition to this there's also a Noah and Exodus movie coming out that year. Guess who's playing Noah? Russell Crowe. Noah's daughter? Emma Watson. Moses? Christian Bale... Queen Tuya? Sigourney Weaver.

Actually, I might see those. Because something tells me they're not going to be true to the source material at all.

Of course, the Source Material can be read in five minutes, so you pretty much have to make up your own stuff.

Also, I know I want to see it. Because you know who's directing it? The same guy who directed Pi, Requiem For a Dream, The Wrestler, and Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky.

That said, the last I've heard, Darren's been battling with Paramount over the integrity of the project, and, especially given that his last Sci-Fi epic The Fountain, tanked, I don't have too much hope for this project.
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RE: "Son of God" movie due out in 2014
(October 19, 2013 at 3:58 pm)Beta Ray Bill Wrote: Yup, the movie "Son of God" is just a rehash of footage from the History Channel mini-series "The Bible" with a few new scenes added in. Doesn't that sound great! It'll have that sexy Portugese model as Jesus again. Perfect!

I look forward to seeing President Obama's portrayal of Satan.

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Good casting choices! They have experience in their roles:

(November 3, 2013 at 11:49 am)Minimalist Wrote: Judas...........Mel Brooks





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