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Truly depressing story
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Truly depressing story
November 5, 2013 at 3:18 am (This post was last modified: November 5, 2013 at 3:19 am by Yahweh.)
I don't know what's worse, a christian offspring or a peasant console gaming son. Thinking
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RE: Truly depressing story
November 5, 2013 at 3:26 am
Holy crap that made me laugh...
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RE: Truly depressing story
November 5, 2013 at 4:05 am
If you only knew the power of the joystick.
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RE: Truly depressing story
November 5, 2013 at 2:48 pm
(November 5, 2013 at 4:05 am)ToriJ Wrote: If you only knew the power of the joystick.

I figured it out when I was 12.

Oh wait, we're talking about video games?
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RE: Truly depressing story
November 5, 2013 at 10:51 pm (This post was last modified: November 5, 2013 at 10:55 pm by Violet.)
They should consider putting vibrators in mice; the controllers shouldn't be the only ones feeling good vibrations inside. Sharing is caring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc07H0jH1mA

That triple entendre. I'm almost pleased.


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RE: Truly depressing story
November 5, 2013 at 11:21 pm
Sorry Violet, but even though I am into the industry as well, when YOU say vibrators in mice, I think of something completely different.

Shame on me.
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RE: Truly depressing story
November 6, 2013 at 12:32 am
(November 5, 2013 at 11:21 pm)Walking Void Wrote: Sorry Violet, but even though I am into the industry as well, when YOU say vibrators in mice, I think of something completely different.

Shame on me.

It's all in those subtle changes in tonality... and presentation.

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