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All the problems with Christianity
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Can't you guys just...stop being left handed?
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Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (November 24, 2013 at 1:21 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Can't you guys just...stop being left handed? Its a choice that they made. I'm sure if we set up special camps that promote only the correct use of hands they will come out "normal". ![]() You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. RE: All the problems with Christianity
November 24, 2013 at 1:29 pm
(This post was last modified: November 24, 2013 at 1:37 pm by The Reality Salesman01.)
Yes...but aside from the difficulties that go along with being a lefty, it's nothing compared to having to relearn everything with my other hand! Of course, there are certain activities that I've learned to do ambidextrously. One of which has proven to be quite beneficial during times of solitude when my preferred hand for the "job" has been less than "serviceable"
We must all pray to the FSM to heal them of their left handedness.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
Additionally, you won't find a pitcher in Major League Baseball that considers it to be a plight.
The worst lefties in baseball make almost twice as much as their incompetent right handed equivalent just for being left handed! RE: All the problems with Christianity
November 24, 2013 at 1:45 pm
(This post was last modified: November 24, 2013 at 1:45 pm by downbeatplumb.)
(November 24, 2013 at 1:44 pm)The Reality Salesman Wrote: Additionally, you won't find a pitcher in Major League Baseball that considers it to be a plight. That is such a handedist think to say! Handophobe. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. (November 24, 2013 at 1:45 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:(November 24, 2013 at 1:44 pm)The Reality Salesman Wrote: Additionally, you won't find a pitcher in Major League Baseball that considers it to be a plight. Obviously a left-handed compliment. |
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