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All the problems with Christianity
RE: All the problems with Christianity
(November 24, 2013 at 3:25 am)Avodaiah Wrote: So in short, my faith drives me to look beyond myself in ways it is not natural to do.
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So in short, my delusion drives me to look at life in ways it is not normal to do.
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RE: All the problems with Christianity
Can't you guys just...stop being left handed? Undecided
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: All the problems with Christianity
(November 24, 2013 at 1:21 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Can't you guys just...stop being left handed? Undecided

Its a choice that they made.
I'm sure if we set up special camps that promote only the correct use of hands they will come out "normal".Angel Cloud



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: All the problems with Christianity
Yes...but aside from the difficulties that go along with being a lefty, it's nothing compared to having to relearn everything with my other hand! Of course, there are certain activities that I've learned to do ambidextrously. One of which has proven to be quite beneficial during times of solitude when my preferred hand for the "job" has been less than "serviceable"
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RE: All the problems with Christianity
(November 24, 2013 at 1:21 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Can't you guys just...stop being left handed? Undecided

You can't help anyone who doesn't want to be helped. Undecided
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RE: All the problems with Christianity
We must all pray to the FSM to heal them of their left handedness.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: All the problems with Christianity
Additionally, you won't find a pitcher in Major League Baseball that considers it to be a plight.

The worst lefties in baseball make almost twice as much as their incompetent right handed equivalent just for being left handed!
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RE: All the problems with Christianity
(November 24, 2013 at 1:44 pm)The Reality Salesman Wrote: Additionally, you won't find a pitcher in Major League Baseball that considers it to be a plight.

The worst lefties in baseball make almost twice as much as their incompetent right handed equivalent just for being left handed!

That is such a handedist think to say!

Handophobe.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: All the problems with Christianity
(November 24, 2013 at 1:45 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(November 24, 2013 at 1:44 pm)The Reality Salesman Wrote: Additionally, you won't find a pitcher in Major League Baseball that considers it to be a plight.

The worst lefties in baseball make almost twice as much as their incompetent right handed equivalent just for being left handed!

That is such a handedist think to say!

Handophobe.

Obviously a left-handed compliment.
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RE: All the problems with Christianity
(November 24, 2013 at 1:46 pm)whateverist Wrote: Obviously a left-handed compliment.

Lol, very nice.

I don't think it's anymore hand-ist to say that about lefty pitchers than it is racist to make the observation that black people are often much better basketball players than whites!



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