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Islam IS the true religion of humanity.

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Islam IS the true religion of humanity.
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RE: Islam IS the true religion of humanity.
December 5, 2013 at 11:27 pm
I don't rape women, I rape kittens.
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RE: Islam IS the true religion of humanity.
December 5, 2013 at 11:38 pm
(December 5, 2013 at 11:27 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I don't rape women, I rape kittens.

Place holding for a pussy joke from Stimbo. Smile
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RE: Islam IS the true religion of humanity.
December 5, 2013 at 11:57 pm
Actually, I was going to insert a pussy joke, but I think I'll just let it slide.

(That was terrible, wasn't it?)

It takes a man who is comfortable with his endowment, though, to admit in public that he is even physically capable of violating a kitten.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#544
RE: Islam IS the true religion of humanity.
December 6, 2013 at 12:03 am
(December 5, 2013 at 11:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Actually, I was going to insert a pussy joke, but I think I'll just let it slide.

(That was terrible, wasn't it?)

It takes a man who is comfortable with his endowment, though, to admit in public that he is even physically capable of violating a kitten.

Place holding for a 'purr-fect fit' addendum now... :p
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RE: Islam IS the true religion of humanity.
December 6, 2013 at 12:06 am
(December 5, 2013 at 11:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Actually, I was going to insert a pussy joke, but I think I'll just let it slide.


I have no such scruples.

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RE: Islam IS the true religion of humanity.
December 6, 2013 at 12:09 am
(December 6, 2013 at 12:06 am)Minimalist Wrote:


Poor kitty.

I did that to my cat once. She always gives me those eyes when I give her a bath.
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RE: Islam IS the true religion of humanity.
December 6, 2013 at 12:20 am (This post was last modified: December 6, 2013 at 12:21 am by Cyberman.)
A few months ago, Shell had to give her pussy, Bella, a good old-fashioned scrub in the tub. While she does enjoy a bath when she gets one, she emerged completely inert and posable, with all the animation of a cuddly toy zombie. Apparently she always has that reaction and it can be hours before she gets back to what passes for normal. I've got some cracking pictures of her swaddled in a towel, looking like a prop from Doctor Moreau's Nativity play, or a Mother Teresa doll badly in need of a shave. It did eventually wear off and she was none the worse for the experience.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Islam IS the true religion of humanity.
December 6, 2013 at 12:32 am
All these posts about clean pussy makes me wonder why I didn't ever spend the extra $2.50 for the classier whores.
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RE: Islam IS the true religion of humanity.
December 6, 2013 at 2:26 am
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Re: RE: Islam IS the true religion of humanity.
December 6, 2013 at 6:04 am
(December 6, 2013 at 12:20 am)Stimbo Wrote: A few months ago, Shell had to give her pussy, Bella, a good old-fashioned scrub in the tub.
*sniggers*
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