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Ken Ham derps a derp.

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Ken Ham derps a derp.
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Ken Ham derps a derp.
November 15, 2013 at 9:53 pm
And then we all laugh for a bit, and get kinda depressed about indoctrination.

Seriously, by now I'm wondering whether this guy is really the petty, grandstanding moron he appears to be, or just a run of the mill snake oil salesman trying to see what the derpiest thing he can get his flock to buy is.
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RE: Ken Ham derps a derp.
November 15, 2013 at 9:58 pm
It'd be funny if not for what he's doing to those kids' minds.
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RE: Ken Ham derps a derp.
November 15, 2013 at 10:00 pm
Quote:As you can see, understanding Creationism requires the intellectual firepower of a second-grader.
And it’s totally true, too. I mean, did you see his notes?

Ahahahahahaha!!! Oh... Oh man... Ah I think I pissed off my neighbors I was laughing so hard. Ahh fuck I hate this guy.
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RE: Ken Ham derps a derp.
November 15, 2013 at 10:11 pm
I shook Ken Ham's hand when I was 11 and told him I was his biggest fan. I suggested he start a tv channel.

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RE: Ken Ham derps a derp.
November 15, 2013 at 10:14 pm
Still not as bad as Sye Ten Bruggencate on other presuppositionalists, sadly. Sad
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RE: Ken Ham derps a derp.
November 15, 2013 at 10:31 pm
When you look at the creatards around here they have the same intellectual capacity as that rather dim 7 year old.
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RE: Ken Ham derps a derp.
November 15, 2013 at 10:33 pm (This post was last modified: November 15, 2013 at 11:18 pm by Zazzy.)
(November 15, 2013 at 10:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote: When you look at the creatards around here they have the same intellectual capacity as that rather dim 7 year old.
I like Statler Waldorf.

*runs like hell- No, no, Min, Noooooooo....!"

*edit- to be fair, I guess I should end this post with a "splat" as Min crushes my skull.
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RE: Ken Ham derps a derp.
November 15, 2013 at 11:43 pm
Ken Ham is being a scumfuck? It must be one of those days of the week that end in 'y'.
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RE: Ken Ham derps a derp.
November 25, 2013 at 4:07 pm
(November 15, 2013 at 10:14 pm)MindForgedManacle Wrote: Still not as bad as Sye Ten Bruggencate on other presuppositionalists, sadly. Sad

Ham is a presuppositionalist. Just like Bruggenfuck. Creationists are almost invariably presups. We can see that in the "statement of faith" that they state upfront.

They all claim that the Bible is true because the Bible is true -- they presuppose this so they don't have to put up any evidence for it.

Ham has the level of morality of a dope-pusher who hangs around playgrounds in order to get grade-schoolers hooked on smack. Just to make him more money.

In this sense -- he is worse than Bruggenfuck.
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RE: Ken Ham derps a derp.
November 25, 2013 at 5:23 pm
I met a dog named "Ham" the other day.
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