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Ken Ham - Don't Sweat Asteroids Cuz
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Ken Ham - Don't Sweat Asteroids Cuz
March 15, 2015 at 6:17 pm
'god has a plan.'

If so, why would he tell it to a fuckhead like you?

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/creat...as-a-plan/

Quote:Ham, who is the founder of a Noah’s Ark theme park in Williamstown, Kentucky, noted that concerns about an ” asteroid apocalypse” is rooted in a belief that events that have happened in the past may happen again. Ham laid part of the blame upon “evolutionists” who fail to recognize a “guiding hand” overseeing the universe.

This nut belongs in a padded room.
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RE: Ken Ham - Don't Sweat Asteroids Cuz
March 15, 2015 at 6:22 pm
Surely even a large proportion of christians find this fuckwit embarressing?

I think us "evolutionists" fail to see a lot of things from his version of reality.
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Ken Ham - Don't Sweat Asteroids Cuz
March 15, 2015 at 6:30 pm
He seems to delight in out-stupiding himself. He must wake up in the morning with a "right then, what bullshit can I stick on AiG today" thought.
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RE: Ken Ham - Don't Sweat Asteroids Cuz
March 15, 2015 at 6:32 pm
(March 15, 2015 at 6:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: 'god has a plan.'

If so, why would he tell it to a fuckhead like you?

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/creat...as-a-plan/

Quote:Ham, who is the founder of a Noah’s Ark theme park in Williamstown, Kentucky, noted that concerns about an ” asteroid apocalypse” is rooted in a belief that events that have happened in the past may happen again. Ham laid part of the blame upon “evolutionists” who fail to recognize a “guiding hand” overseeing the universe.

This nut belongs in a padded room.


This nut needs NASA's guiding hand to place him without a space suit on an asteriod.
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RE: Ken Ham - Don't Sweat Asteroids Cuz
March 15, 2015 at 6:34 pm
(March 15, 2015 at 6:32 pm)Chuck Wrote: This nut needs NASA's guiding hand to place him without a space suit on an asteriod.

I guess the ESA has better means and willingness to get the job done.
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RE: Ken Ham - Don't Sweat Asteroids Cuz
March 15, 2015 at 6:38 pm
Say, wasn't it "god's plan" to scour the earth of 99.999999% of all life?

Some planner. I feel so safe.
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RE: Ken Ham - Don't Sweat Asteroids Cuz
March 15, 2015 at 7:18 pm
(March 15, 2015 at 6:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote: This nut belongs in a padded room.

I disagree. The padding is for the inmate's protection. I want him to have the facilities to injure himself.
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RE: Ken Ham - Don't Sweat Asteroids Cuz
March 15, 2015 at 7:58 pm
(March 15, 2015 at 6:34 pm)abaris Wrote:
(March 15, 2015 at 6:32 pm)Chuck Wrote: This nut needs NASA's guiding hand to place him without a space suit on an asteriod.

I guess the ESA has better means and willingness to get the job done.

You haven't even gotten a man with a space suit into space yet. Big Grin
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RE: Ken Ham - Don't Sweat Asteroids Cuz
March 15, 2015 at 10:25 pm
"concerns about an ” asteroid apocalypse” is rooted in a belief that events that have happened in the past may happen again."

It's called inductive reasoning. How does Ham not walk off cliffs? God must exist!
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RE: Ken Ham - Don't Sweat Asteroids Cuz
March 15, 2015 at 10:26 pm
The guy holding his leash is probably very careful.
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