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Ok.... Explain this one?

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Ok.... Explain this one?
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Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 12:10 am
Quis ut Deus?
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 12:15 am
Explain what? That a tornado didn't destroy houses it didn't hit?

Duh.
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 12:16 am (This post was last modified: November 18, 2013 at 12:21 am by Owlix.)
The fact that tornadoes are random does not prove any higher being's existence.
What do you say to the people who were praying to Jehovah or even Satan in that very same tornado and who's houses were spared as well?
If anything, the random patterns at which those monsters destroy just makes me wonder what types or patterns of energies exist that haven't been discovered by science
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 12:25 am
What, explain that the tornado missed some houses?

Likely the people who died prayed, too.

Moving on.

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 12:27 am
I bet you think that all those other houses were home to godless heathens who weren't wasting their fucking time praying to your non-existent god, eh Ronny?

Did you have to take lessons to become a first class dickhead like this or did it come naturally?
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 12:37 am
Hahahaha! Wut?? You can't be serious!
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November 18, 2013 at 12:55 am (This post was last modified: November 18, 2013 at 12:57 am by Angrboda.)



Can I ask a side question, ronedee? I'm just curious as to whether or not you use a special lubricant on your anal sphincter.
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November 18, 2013 at 1:05 am
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 1:05 am
Maybe the people whose houses got spared slapped blood all over their front doors.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 18, 2013 at 1:05 am
anal-ease, or for the more experienced.... titan-up.....
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