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The question that makes fundies hostile
#71
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 6:17 am)Lion IRC Wrote:
(November 26, 2013 at 4:27 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Meh. Just rape his daughter and she has to become your wife (or be stoned to death). No need to spend money on such trivialities.

[whyhiderapehumour]Disclaimer: I do not actually suggest that anyone should go out and rape to get a wife, I made this sarcastic comment to point at the ridiculousness of biblical laws.[itsokweknowitsjustforfun]

Lolol ROFLOL
Rape his daughter. That's hilarious. You atheists and your rape humour. wakkawakka wakka
DISCLAIMER - always issue a disclaimer after you make light of rape. That makes everything OK! Right?

But to seriously say that slavery is acceptable is ok, is it?
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#72
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
After reading some of the posts from our Christian brethren I was going to say a little bit of sick came up the back of my throat.

In actuality its nearer to projectile vomiting.

That the choice provided requires more than milliseconds to make a choice is simply astonishing. That some would choose the slavery option is mind boggling.
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#73
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 6:23 am)Lion IRC Wrote:
(November 26, 2013 at 6:18 am)Bad Wolf Wrote: Seems a tad hypocritical of you to have a go at someone for making a rape joke...

Yes. They should have a policy here at AF to stop people complaining about rape humour.

All parts of the Bible are allowed to be a part of discussions, and jokes are allowed in the discussions. Rape is a part of the Bible, therefore, joke. Kay was proving a point, not trying to make rape seem funny.
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#74
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 4:13 am)Bad Wolf Wrote:
(November 25, 2013 at 11:42 pm)Godschild Wrote:


I think its nice to know how many psychopaths we have on this site. Or at least confirm our suspicions. And ending with a nice indirect threat there GC. Fear tactics may work for you and your bible group but not on us

I did not use it as a scare tactic, if you got scared you should find out why. This is a truth from scripture and it is unavoidable.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#75
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 6:29 am)Bad Wolf Wrote:
(November 26, 2013 at 6:23 am)Lion IRC Wrote: Yes. They should have a policy here at AF to stop people complaining about rape humour.

A joke is a joke. Offence is taken, not given. Deal with it.

I have dealt with atheists who make light of rAPE before.
And I'm pretty sure I will again in the future too.
Young boys getting raped comes up a fair fit around here.
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#76
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 7:14 am)Godschild Wrote: I did not use it as a scare tactic, if you got scared you should find out why. This is a truth from scripture and it is unavoidable.

'If you do not change you will be the one in a very uncomfortable situation some day.'

Yea fuck you, you liar. What part of that isn't a threat and scare tactic?

(November 26, 2013 at 7:21 am)Lion IRC Wrote: I have dealt with atheists who make light of rAPE before.
And I'm pretty sure I will again in the future too.
Young boys getting raped comes up a fair fit around here.

Good for you. Stupid Minimalist for calling it how it is.
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#77
Re: RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 7:14 am)Godschild Wrote: I did not use it as a scare tactic, if you got scared you should find out why. This is a truth from scripture and it is unavoidable.

"Invite all to the Way of thy Lord with wisdom and beautiful preaching; and argue with them in ways that are best and most gracious: for thy Lord knoweth best, who have strayed from His Path, and who receive guidance."
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#78
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 7:21 am)Lion IRC Wrote: I have dealt with atheists who make light of rAPE before.
And I'm pretty sure I will again in the future too.
Young boys getting raped comes up a fair fit around here.
Humour is a common coping mechanism when dealing with subjects that are disgusting/horrifying beyond belief. I've seen no-one 'making light' of rape or child abuse anywhere on this site, just empathic people trying to come to terms with evil.
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#79
RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
Just for clarification Lion, I joke about whatever I want, if you're offended by it, too fucking bad. But once again your comprehension is lacking, my joke was actually about the bible, especially this passage: If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. -- Deuteronomy 22:28-29. And I realize that I was wrong when I thought that FFF would get her for free, sorry 'bout that. So after all it's probably just better for him to buy Drich's family, without raping anyone, slaves are always useful, wifes can be, like, such a hassle!
And the disclaimer is there so that less intelligent beings, such as yourself, don't go reporting my posts, just because you can't catch the drift.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: The question that makes fundies hostile
(November 26, 2013 at 10:53 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Just for clarification Lion, I joke about whatever I want, if you're offended by it, too fucking bad. But once again your comprehension is lacking, my joke was actually about the bible, especially this passage: If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. -- Deuteronomy 22:28-29. And I realize that I was wrong when I thought that FFF would get her for free, sorry 'bout that. So after all it's probably just better for him to buy Drich's family, without raping anyone, slaves are always useful, wifes can be, like, such a hassle!
And the disclaimer is there so that less intelligent beings, such as yourself, don't go reporting my posts, just because you can't catch the drift.

Rawr. Kaye's sexy when she's annoyed.

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