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Why does heaven hate ham?
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RE: Why does heaven hate ham?
(November 27, 2013 at 11:10 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I'd much rather eat ham than turkey on Thanksgiving. Ham tastes so much better and isn't as dry as turkey.
I have nothing against ham, but I think you're not cooking your turkey correctly. Nothing is more delicious than juicy, well-cooked turkey.

I am pretty excited for tomorrow- I wait for Thanksgiving all year. I'm making TWO desserts- Orange chiffon cake and raspberry tart. And I'm making the mashed potatoes. Gotta have those lumpy, with the skins in.

YAY!
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RE: Why does heaven hate ham?
(November 27, 2013 at 5:31 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: If eating pig is bad, why does bacon taste of bacon?

I don't actually like bacon...
(November 27, 2013 at 6:25 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Not just bacon, but a nice honey glazed ham...

Mmm, ham...
Ham is another story entirely! Big Grin
(November 27, 2013 at 11:10 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I'd much rather eat ham than turkey on Thanksgiving. Ham tastes so much better and isn't as dry as turkey.
I know, right?
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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#13
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I intend to pig-out on Thanksgiving
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I think I dated her.

Anyway.....

Good news.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/jewish-...m-ban,992/

Quote:"The Jewish people have always had the utmost reverence for the laws of God, as handed down from Abraham to his son Isaac, to his son Jacob. However, from time to time, it is necessary to make slight revisions and modernizations to these laws," said council president Rabbi Menachem Saperstein, sucking on a hambone, his white beard soaked with succulent ham drippings. "As no less a Talmudic scholar than Moses Maimonides once wrote, 'Change is the way of the Lord.'"

Added Saperstein, "Mmm... this is some tasty ham."

According to Rabbi David Feinberg, head of the American Congress of Orthodox Rabbis, the newly approved ham will be incorporated into a number of Jewish customs.

"During the Passover seder, which commemorates our people's deliverance from slavery in Egypt, we will remember the day God brought us unto the Land of Milk and Honey by drinking a tall glass of milk with a thick slice of honey-glazed ham," Feinberg said. "And joining the charoses and maror on the seder plate will be a ham roll, symbolizing the juicy, mouth-watering taste of freedom."
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#15
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While eating a ham sandwich I once heard a Muslim apologist say that Allah created pigs without an evident neck was so that people would naturally know not to slaughter them for food (since in halal slaughter the throat is slit).
Heaven is where fantasy meets hedonism. I'm on my way to where cynicism meets hedonism. If you'd like to come with me, bring something because you're not tagging along for free.
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RE: Why does heaven hate ham?
(November 30, 2013 at 10:50 pm)PracticalPackers113 Wrote: While eating a ham sandwich I once heard a Muslim apologist say that Allah created pigs without an evident neck was so that people would naturally know not to slaughter them for food (since in halal slaughter the throat is slit).

LOL. But fish aren't a problem for them.
(June 19, 2013 at 3:23 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: Most Gays have a typical behavior of rejecting religions, because religions consider them as sinners (In Islam they deserve to be killed)
(June 19, 2013 at 3:23 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: I think you are too idiot to know the meaning of idiot for example you have a law to prevent boys under 16 from driving do you think that all boys under 16 are careless and cannot drive properly
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#17
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Pig disgustink pig meat is pig disgustink.
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Fuck you...and allah, too!
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(November 27, 2013 at 6:55 pm)Darkstar Wrote: I don't actually like bacon...

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-Stephen Jay Gould
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