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Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 5, 2013 at 5:55 pm
(December 5, 2013 at 3:59 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: One thing I'm certain about heaven. Nobody can be certain about heaven. I'm pretty sure it's not going to involve either clouds or harps or the resurrection of the body.

I believe it will look like this:

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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 5, 2013 at 6:01 pm
Dumbass, that's a picture of hell!

No, wait, sorry that is heaven but you put it upside down.
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 5, 2013 at 6:07 pm
Oops.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 5, 2013 at 6:15 pm
Easy mistake.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 6, 2013 at 3:01 am
Why couldn't Benny Hinn heal Paul of his heart problems?
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 6, 2013 at 3:10 am
(December 6, 2013 at 3:01 am)hobie Wrote: Why couldn't Benny Hinn heal Paul of his heart problems?
For the same goddam reason that the chicken crossed the road.
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 6, 2013 at 8:49 pm (This post was last modified: December 6, 2013 at 8:49 pm by Cinjin.)
(December 5, 2013 at 3:59 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: One thing I'm certain about heaven. Nobody can be certain about heaven. I'm pretty sure it's not going to involve either clouds or harps or the resurrection of the body.

...But it will definitely be a gated community with streets of gold right?

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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 7, 2013 at 9:32 am
(December 6, 2013 at 8:49 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
(December 5, 2013 at 3:59 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: One thing I'm certain about heaven. Nobody can be certain about heaven. I'm pretty sure it's not going to involve either clouds or harps or the resurrection of the body.

...But it will definitely be a gated community with streets of gold right?

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I suspect gold streets would be impractical. Apart from the dangers of glare on sunny days, it would have a ruinous effect on the celestial economy.

I dimly recall a golden throne in the bible. That would make the big seat the equivalent of being made of tarmac.

But gates? Totally Wink
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 7, 2013 at 10:11 am
(December 7, 2013 at 9:32 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: I suspect gold streets would be impractical. Apart from the dangers of glare on sunny days, it would have a ruinous effect on the celestial economy.

I'm more interested in why your version of heaven still has eyes that can be damaged at all. Tongue
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 7, 2013 at 10:49 am
Because clearly there will be ray bans and you need eyes to make them relevant.
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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