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Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
Part of being in heaven is that you can do things that would normally be awesome yet impractical, and they will become practical for being in heaven.

Take the mansions for example. You start out with a home that suits the basic needs, and whenever you need more space, new rooms just appear.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
(December 7, 2013 at 10:49 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Because clearly there will be ray bans and you need eyes to make them relevant.

Wouldn't heaven be so perfect that you'd look like a suave mofo no matter what eyewear you opted for? Thinking
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
(December 7, 2013 at 11:08 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(December 7, 2013 at 10:49 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Because clearly there will be ray bans and you need eyes to make them relevant.

Wouldn't heaven be so perfect that you'd look like a suave mofo no matter what eyewear you opted for? Thinking

Some people might need help with that, even in heaven.
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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