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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 4, 2013 at 8:51 pm
Ah yes. Muslim women are repressed, they spit.
Christian girls are liberated. They swallow.
Atheist girls are showoffs. They gargle.
Glad we've got the important stuff sorted out.
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 5, 2013 at 12:43 am
And the best atheist girls share amongst themselves.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 6, 2013 at 12:14 am
(December 4, 2013 at 4:05 pm)WesOlsen Wrote: He strikes me as the kind of person who could only ever acquire a wife through coersion or bartering techniques. Any woman who would willingly give herself up to such a beast would have to be seriously mentally handicapped.
Haven't met 19?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.