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God loves us
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God loves us
God wants you to worship him. He won't actually ask you directly he gives cryptic clues.

If You fail to believe in him he will have you tortured for eternity.

But...he loves you.
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RE: God loves us
I think George says it the best:



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RE: God loves us
OHHH YES!
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#4
RE: God loves us
I think God actually lusts for us. Creep.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: God loves us
(January 1, 2014 at 11:27 am)là bạn điên Wrote: God wants you to worship him. He won't actually ask you directly he gives cryptic clues.

If You fail to believe in him he will have you tortured for eternity.

But...he loves you.

God does not love everyone, as you well pointed out. the Bible even mentions a list of those in whom God hated.

God does want you to love Him, that is why it is considered our greatest command.
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#6
RE: God loves us
Your God sounds like an asshole there Drich.
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RE: God loves us
Quote:God does not love everyone, as you well pointed out. the Bible even mentions a list of those in whom God hated.

Well then FUCK HIM!
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RE: God loves us
(January 1, 2014 at 2:57 pm)Drich Wrote: God does not love everyone, as you well pointed out. the Bible even mentions a list of those in whom God hated.

God does want you to love Him, that is why it is considered our greatest command.

In the real world we tend to put people who want to torture you for not loving them in jail.

Frankly you worship a devil not a god.
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#9
RE: God loves us
I'm not sure how the behavior of Yahweh fits any kind of healthy relationship.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: God loves us
(January 1, 2014 at 2:57 pm)Drich Wrote: God does want you to love Him, that is why it is considered our greatest command.

You're so very gullible.

I'm going to go command Jessica Alba to love me. Better yet, I'm going to tell my fiend who once suffered horrific child abuse by his father to go command his dad to love him. I'm sure these demands will all work out.
Love CANNOT be commanded. It cannot be bought. It cannot be bartered or traded for. There is no amount of sacrifice that can be exchanged for love. What kind of a god is so stupid that he doesn't know this.

Oh and don't forget, not only does your fucktard of a god command love, he also commands fear. Two things which are not compatible. Oh and add this to this absurd recipe: God demands that you love and fear him, but is unwilling to unconditionally reveal himself to all.

So yeah, not only are you forced into having a one-sided relationship with an absent person who demands you fear him equally as much as you love him, but you first have to telepathically FIND this person and HOPE he reveals himself to you in order so you can do all that he demands.

You and the rest of the Christards are fucking idiots.


Filthy unfounded apologetic excuses in ...3...2...1...
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