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If Not for This There Would Be No That

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If Not for This There Would Be No That
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#11
RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 3, 2014 at 12:19 am
If not for Louis and Lestat there would be no Bella and Edward

If not for Betsy Anne there would be no chocolate truffle

If not for Israel Bissell there would be no revolution
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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 3, 2014 at 1:04 am
If not for corn there would be no shine.

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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#13
RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 3, 2014 at 1:19 am
If not for tit, there'd be no tat.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 3, 2014 at 5:04 am
If not for bacon, there would be no purpose for Ivy. Sad
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 3, 2014 at 7:06 am
If not for money there would be no poor.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 3, 2014 at 7:22 am
If not for danger there would be no thrill.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 6, 2014 at 12:15 am
If not for victim complexes their would be no modern feminists.
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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 6, 2014 at 12:23 am
If not for malt, there would be no beer - and the world would be worse off for it.
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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 6, 2014 at 12:29 am (This post was last modified: January 6, 2014 at 12:32 am by Ryantology.)
If not for God designing the prostate so that it is both accessible to and pleasured by contact with another man's penis, and if not for God designing the anus to be the perfect size to accommodate the average-sized penis, and if God hadn't designed human sexual attraction so that it was possible for people to be attracted to others of the same gender, there'd be no need for him to make a rule specifically against male homosexuality in the Bible.

If not for my brain continuing to develop after the age of six, I would find that rule to be logical and necessary.
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