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Overblown job titles
January 6, 2014 at 2:11 am
Put overblown job titles that you've heard or made up.
Garbage man: sanitation engineer.
Subway employee: sandwich artisan.
Mom: domestic engineer.
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RE: Overblown job titles
January 6, 2014 at 2:40 am
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RE: Overblown job titles
January 6, 2014 at 2:46 am
Guy who climbs coconut trees to retrieve ripe ones so that they do not kill people: coconut tree engineers.
Yes it's a real job and yes a company started calling them that.
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RE: Overblown job titles
January 6, 2014 at 3:46 am
Person who knocks on doors to make appointments for potential new clients for a dental clinic: Community Relations Specialist
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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RE: Overblown job titles
January 6, 2014 at 4:00 am
I just made these up;
Doctor - Heath & Welfare Dispersal Personnel
Garbage Man - Sanitation & Disposal Commander
Trapper - Fur Obtaining Engineer
Whore - Sex Worker
... oh wait, that last one is real.
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RE: Overblown job titles
January 6, 2014 at 5:53 am
Didn't you know people need to feel good about their jobs over actually doing them.
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RE: Overblown job titles
January 6, 2014 at 8:21 am
Mother: PA/ EA, Domestic Engineer, Psycho-analyst, Kitchen Witch, clairvoyant
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RE: Overblown job titles
January 6, 2014 at 9:54 am
Voldemort/ The Dark Lord/ The Heir of Slytherin: that ugly douche without a nose
