LMAO at Chris Christie and his Bridge Scandal

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[Bad Writer]

Of course he had to! I get all my reliable info from the Daily Show!

[rexbeccarox]

I just got a headline update on my phone from CNN: "Gov. Chris Christie to take apology tour on the road."

What. The. Fuck?? Apology Tour? Is this actually a thing, or is CNN trolling me?

[Crossless2.0]

I'd be curious to know what this stunt cost in terms of dollars in lost productivity.

I will venture a guess that this puts the last nail in the coffin of Christie's presidential ambitions. He had enough trouble with the right wing of his party as it was. Now this? So much for the "moderate" hopeful. The good news is we can definitely look forward to another GOP primary season dominated by crazy, fire-spewing mouth breathers.

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[Mudhammam]

Christie should just say, as his defense, that the closing of the bridge was vital to national security because [redacted].

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[Ryantology]

Do you hear that sound?

That's the sound of Hillary taking the oath of office. Jersey the Hutt was the only one with half a chance of stopping her.

[Chas]

Do you hear that sound?

That's the sound of Hillary taking the oath of office. Jersey the Hutt was the only one with half a chance of stopping her.

I'm concerned that if this makes Christie non-viable as a candidate, then one of the crazy Republicans has a chance. Clinton is hated on the right and there may be an 'ObamaCare' backlash. Those two things open the door for a Republican win.

One can only hope that the Republican ticket is too batshit crazy to get elected.