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You send yourself to hell! - God The Ultimate Judge
#61
RE: You send yourself to hell! - God The Ultimate Judge
There are tens of thousands of denominations of christianity, plus jews and muslims, and however many denominations they have, that all think they have full knowledge of what Yahweh wants. You must feel very lucky to have found the one true path.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#62
RE: You send yourself to hell! - God The Ultimate Judge
(January 12, 2014 at 3:36 pm)Chad32 Wrote: There are tens of thousands of denominations of christianity, plus jews and muslims, and however many denominations they have, that all think they have full knowledge of what Yahweh wants. You must feel very lucky to have found the one true path.

i mean if there is a true path, but who's right? i find it funny that they say "only in jesus, there's peace" when the people IN jesus cant even agree on which denomination is true
i mean can they not get more ironic?
xR34P3Rx
it isn't in our nature to think of a God, it is in our nature to seek answers and the concept of God is most influenced in this world.
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#63
RE: You send yourself to hell! - God The Ultimate Judge
(January 12, 2014 at 3:41 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: i mean if there is a true path, but who's right?

What would Brain Boitano do?
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#64
RE: You send yourself to hell! - God The Ultimate Judge
(January 12, 2014 at 5:51 pm)cato123 Wrote:
(January 12, 2014 at 3:41 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: i mean if there is a true path, but who's right?

What would Brain Boitano do?

i have... no idea who that is lol
xR34P3Rx
it isn't in our nature to think of a God, it is in our nature to seek answers and the concept of God is most influenced in this world.
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#65
RE: You send yourself to hell! - God The Ultimate Judge
(January 12, 2014 at 3:30 pm)truthBtold Wrote:
(January 12, 2014 at 3:27 pm)Drich Wrote: We have been told we are only responsible for what we have been given. For those who have the full knowledge of God we are expected to respond in kind. For those who have partial knowledge that is what they are responsible for.

You say u have full knowledge of god? Where did u get that from?

Inside of his pants, around back.
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#66
RE: You send yourself to hell! - God The Ultimate Judge
(January 12, 2014 at 3:30 pm)truthBtold Wrote:
(January 12, 2014 at 3:27 pm)Drich Wrote: We have been told we are only responsible for what we have been given. For those who have the full knowledge of God we are expected to respond in kind. For those who have partial knowledge that is what they are responsible for.

You say u have full knowledge of god? Where did u get that from?

Where did I say that? I thought I was clear in saying that whatever knowledge you have been given it is to that knowledge that you are responsible for. This ranges from full knowledge of God to never hearing of God.

(January 12, 2014 at 5:52 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote:
(January 12, 2014 at 5:51 pm)cato123 Wrote: What would Brain Boitano do?

i have... no idea who that is lol

http://youtu.be/sNJmfuEWR8w

He was the 88 Olympic men figure skating champion who just recently came out.
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#67
RE: You send yourself to hell! - God The Ultimate Judge
(January 13, 2014 at 3:16 am)Drich Wrote:
(January 12, 2014 at 5:52 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: i have... no idea who that is lol

http://youtu.be/sNJmfuEWR8w

He was the 88 Olympic men figure skating champion who just recently came out.

ahum, so whats your point?
xR34P3Rx
it isn't in our nature to think of a God, it is in our nature to seek answers and the concept of God is most influenced in this world.
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#68
RE: You send yourself to hell! - God The Ultimate Judge
Hello folks, Billy here, to tell you about yourself; you're a damned dirty sinner! As a result you're going to writhe eternally in hellfire because you deserve it for being alive, sounds bad doesn't it?

And you may be thinking;
"Billy, I just don't know how to get that sin out of my life and avoid torture for eternity!"

Well our product... Ahem... Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ was used as a scapegoat by his father (himself) and was brutally tortured and killed in front of a crowd only to resurrect in three days (some sacrifice eh?) all out of love for you personally and to cleanse you of your sins and join him in heaven to worship him for all eternity!

All this can be yours with just one easy payment of your life! Just mentally tell our divine zombie omnilord that you accept him as your savior and give unto him your heart and mind, you won't have to worry about all that pesky thinking, and you can avoid hell and live outside of that nasty ol' sin you were born with.

Afterwards you're invited to our church where we strongly suggest you give us 10% of your livelihood, because god says so, and will be given messages that constantly play up our gods love and adoration while simultaneously reminding you of how you're a dirty little worm undeserving of his mercy!

But wait there's more! If you telepathically call within the next five minutes, we'll also throw in this lovely 2000 year old book full of abhorrent acts of divine genocide (you have to ignore or take that into context now!) and warm feel-good miracles! So get on your knees and call now!!

*results may vary*
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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#69
RE: You send yourself to hell! - God The Ultimate Judge
(January 12, 2014 at 3:27 pm)Drich Wrote: We have been told we are only responsible for what we have been given. For those who have the full knowledge of God we are expected to respond in kind. For those who have partial knowledge that is what they are responsible for.

If you actually believe this, the most moral thing you could possibly do is never talk about god again, and get all your theist friends do to exactly the same. Dismantle the churches, destroy all the iconography, get rid of every bible you can, and erase every trace of the church on earth, because though you can't save yourselves or most anyone else currently alive, you can certainly reduce the risk of them ending up in hell, and assuring actual moral judgment based on deed and not belief in future, just by making sure you aren't responsible for propagating more knowledge of god.
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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RE: You send yourself to hell! - God The Ultimate Judge
(January 13, 2014 at 4:25 am)Esquilax Wrote: If you actually believe this, the most moral thing you could possibly do is never talk about god again, and get all your theist friends do to exactly the same. Dismantle the churches, destroy all the iconography, get rid of every bible you can, and erase every trace of the church on earth, because though you can't save yourselves or most anyone else currently alive, you can certainly reduce the risk of them ending up in hell, and assuring actual moral judgment based on deed and not belief in future, just by making sure you aren't responsible for propagating more knowledge of god.

That's actually a pretty excellent point.
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