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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 1:50 pm
There you go then. If the fish died, then the ducks are fucked 
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 1:53 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 1:50 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: There you go then. If the fish died, then the ducks are fucked
no silly, fish die, they float, ducks are floating therefore both are facing eachother = food. eat them dead
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 1:56 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 1:45 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Quote:birds... i have no idea...
a christian would say, "oh, they got tired of flying and when thy fell in the water, they drowned".... annnd uh... what about ducks?
What do ducks eat?
Remember...these were prehistoric ducks.
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 1:57 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 1:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote: (January 11, 2014 at 1:45 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: What do ducks eat?
Remember...these were prehistoric ducks.
Don't fuck with them.
that reminds me, why doesnt the bible talk about dinosaurs?
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 2:03 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 1:57 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: (January 11, 2014 at 1:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Remember...these were prehistoric ducks.
Don't fuck with them.
that reminds me, why doesnt the bible talk about dinosaurs? Oh but apparently it does. Levitation and behemoth in job.
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 2:06 pm
I like that all of Noah's family would have had to have carried all of the inheritable diseases, all of the human only diseases, would be exposed to all of the animal diseases, and would have carried all of the internal and external parasites for humans. All while performing incredible feats of animal husbandry. Those would have been some really, really, sick human beings!
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 2:12 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 2:06 pm)Brakeman Wrote: I like that all of Noah's family would have had to have carried all of the inheritable diseases, all of the human only diseases, would be exposed to all of the animal diseases, and would have carried all of the internal and external parasites for humans. All while performing incredible feats of animal husbandry. Those would have been some really, really, sick human beings! Imagine how it must've felt for Noah to piss.
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 2:16 pm
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(January 11, 2014 at 2:03 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: (January 11, 2014 at 1:57 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: that reminds me, why doesnt the bible talk about dinosaurs? Oh but apparently it does. Levitation and behemoth in job.
so there was a dinosaur in the ark....? wouldn't it have sunk?
if this was after the flood. so for that "dino" to have survived, he must have been in the ark... and since there was 2 on a tiny ark that itself is not logical... what happened?
plus these are 2 different animals so how did they come to be if they didnt have a spouse? it doesnt say that there were more than one of each does it?
EDIT: and also science says that the dinosaurs live millions of years ago and the bible says that the earth is less than 10k years old... so it doesnt seem probable that its true...
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 2:30 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 1:53 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: (January 11, 2014 at 1:50 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: There you go then. If the fish died, then the ducks are fucked
no silly, fish die, they float, ducks are floating therefore both are facing eachother = food. eat them dead
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 3:10 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 2:30 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: (January 11, 2014 at 1:53 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: no silly, fish die, they float, ducks are floating therefore both are facing eachother = food. eat them dead
Snap. Pwnd
Props to you sir
I dunno - there are a great many species of ducks who are adapted to bottom feeding and feeding on land. Them ducks still be fucked.
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