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You cant prove there isnt a God
January 22, 2014 at 3:49 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2014 at 3:52 pm by Pope Leo Decrapio.)
Okay so maybe you dont picture God as some Czar of the universe with a grey beard and rosy cheeks.
Maybe you could call God whatever it was that was responsible for all the beauty. Maybe it was a big bang but you can call God the energy that created the big bang that lead to a single cell organism that eventually developed a vagina.
Vaginas are very beautiful and I think they are so beautiful that they demanded a creator and designer.
Call God whatever it is that is responsible for beautiful things. Like your Mothers Paps 
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RE: You cant prove there isnt a God
January 22, 2014 at 3:54 pm
The creator of my vagina is muh momma's egg's X Chromosome and muh Daddy's sperm's X Chromosome.
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RE: You cant prove there isnt a God
January 22, 2014 at 3:56 pm
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: You cant prove there isnt a God
January 22, 2014 at 3:59 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2014 at 4:06 pm by Pope Leo Decrapio.)
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(January 22, 2014 at 3:54 pm)No_God Wrote: The creator of my vagina is muh momma's egg's X Chromosome and muh Daddy's sperm's X Chromosome.
But how did mommas eggss X Chromosomes and Daddys sperm get there?
Cant you call God whatever it was that is responsible for mommas egg and daddys sperm that led to you being formed in your mamas womb; which molded your paps and your beautiful and incomprehensible and unfathomably interesting, sensational, amazing, outstanding, juicy, and hair raising vagina?
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RE: You cant prove there isnt a God
January 22, 2014 at 4:08 pm
(January 22, 2014 at 3:59 pm)Pope Leo Decrapio Wrote: Cant you call God whatever it was that is responsible for mommas egg and daddys sperm that led to you being formed in your mamas womb; which molded your paps and your beautiful and incomprehensible and unfathomably interesting vagina?
Only if it was something that conforms to a predefined definition of a god. Otherwise you would be calling the evolutionary process a "god" which it isn't.
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RE: You cant prove there isnt a God
January 22, 2014 at 4:09 pm
I call God that which would cause the impossible. Therefore God does not exist. QED
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RE: You cant prove there isnt a God
January 22, 2014 at 4:15 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2014 at 4:15 pm by Pope Leo Decrapio.)
(January 22, 2014 at 4:08 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: (January 22, 2014 at 3:59 pm)Pope Leo Decrapio Wrote: Cant you call God whatever it was that is responsible for mommas egg and daddys sperm that led to you being formed in your mamas womb; which molded your paps and your beautiful and incomprehensible and unfathomably interesting vagina?
Only if it was something that conforms to a predefined definition of a god. Otherwise you would be calling the evolutionary process a "god" which it isn't.
Well what is responsible for the evolutionary process?
There might be a God, it just means maybe he is a jerk who chooses to hide himself and makes no sense.
There certainly is alot of beauty out there for it to all happen accidently. Dont you think?
Do you have a vagina? If not, the post you quoted was not meant for you.
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RE: You cant prove there isnt a God
January 22, 2014 at 4:15 pm
I can't prove that Cyril the Space Wombat isn't orbiting Saturn, either.
That doesn't mean I'm going to start believing in him.
Of course, the religious can't prove there's a god, either.
I'll ignore the rest of the references.
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RE: You cant prove there isnt a God
January 22, 2014 at 4:16 pm
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(January 22, 2014 at 3:59 pm)Pope Leo Decrapio Wrote: But how did mommas eggss X Chromosomes and Daddys sperm get there?
All evidence points to strictly natural processes. There is no need to insert any god, anywhere.
Quote:Cant you call God whatever it was that is responsible for mommas egg and daddys sperm that led to you being formed in your mamas womb; which molded your paps and your beautiful and incomprehensible and unfathomably interesting, sensational, amazing, outstanding, juicy, and hair raising vagina?
i guess if you want to distort and stretch definitions so far as to be all but meaningless, go ahead.
But in order for people to have meaningful communication, definitions have to be decided on, including the word 'god'.
You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: You cant prove there isnt a God
January 22, 2014 at 4:20 pm
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