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I would like to share a little quote from my 1999 "Teen Study Bible"
January 23, 2014 at 1:30 pm
I've always been an atheist. That's why my grandmother bought me this stupid little Teen Study Bible for Christmas in 99, one year after I told her I didn't believe in God or Jesus. I was 13 years old.
The quote is about sex...
"Physical hunger can easily be satisfied by eating some food. However, the sex drive isn't like hunger, and intercourse isn't a ham sandwich."
Wow, that was so insightful, guys. I hope you get as much out of that as I did.
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RE: I would like to share a little quote from my 1999 "Teen Study Bible"
January 23, 2014 at 1:32 pm
I guess you didn't tell your grandmother that wanking was easier than going to make a sandwich?
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RE: I would like to share a little quote from my 1999 "Teen Study Bible"
January 23, 2014 at 1:49 pm
Jerk off THEN go make a sandwich.
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RE: I would like to share a little quote from my 1999 "Teen Study Bible"
January 23, 2014 at 1:58 pm
(January 23, 2014 at 1:30 pm)No_God Wrote: I've always been an atheist. That's why my grandmother bought me this stupid little Teen Study Bible for Christmas in 99, one year after I told her I didn't believe in God or Jesus. I was 13 years old.
The quote is about sex...
"Physical hunger can easily be satisfied by eating some food. However, the sex drive isn't like hunger, and intercourse isn't a ham sandwich."
Wow, that was so insightful, guys. I hope you get as much out of that as I did.
AHAHAHAHAHA I have the same one. Guess what, sex can be satisfied just like hunger.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: I would like to share a little quote from my 1999 "Teen Study Bible"
January 23, 2014 at 2:03 pm
"Sex is a three letter word with L-O-N-G consequences."
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RE: I would like to share a little quote from my 1999 "Teen Study Bible"
January 23, 2014 at 2:15 pm
And some sex is a bit like a ham sandwich if you think about it...
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RE: I would like to share a little quote from my 1999 "Teen Study Bible"
January 23, 2014 at 2:20 pm
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(January 23, 2014 at 2:03 pm)No_God Wrote: "Sex is a three letter word with L-O-N-G consequences."
Not if your not a idiot
Same insert
God invented sex. He designed the hormones that trigger your desires. he designed every nerve ending that magnifies pleasure. Sex isn't wrong, sex is a gift from god who loves you.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: I would like to share a little quote from my 1999 "Teen Study Bible"
January 23, 2014 at 2:33 pm
(January 23, 2014 at 1:30 pm)No_God Wrote: I've always been an atheist. That's why my grandmother bought me this stupid little Teen Study Bible for Christmas in 99, one year after I told her I didn't believe in God or Jesus. I was 13 years old.
The quote is about sex...
"Physical hunger can easily be satisfied by eating some food. However, the sex drive isn't like hunger, and intercourse isn't a ham sandwich."
Wow, that was so insightful, guys. I hope you get as much out of that as I did.
Apparently if you sit on your hand til it goes numb then make a sandwich, it makes it feel like someone else is making it for you.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: I would like to share a little quote from my 1999 "Teen Study Bible"
January 23, 2014 at 3:30 pm
(January 23, 2014 at 2:15 pm)Alex K Wrote: And some sex is a bit like a ham sandwich if you think about it...
Or...tuna.
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RE: I would like to share a little quote from my 1999 "Teen Study Bible"
January 23, 2014 at 4:43 pm
A warm tuna melt. I'm hungry now.
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