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The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
#61
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
Yes it is.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#62
The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
No it isn't. That's like citing Piltdown Man as "new evidence" for evolution.
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#63
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
Jacob,

Quick, edit the original post now and change it to Argentinasaurus just to confuse anyone who comes to the thread late.

Oh - and I agree with your point on the camel thing - I just tend to get carried away on stuff sometimes and want to find out what the case actually was.
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#64
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
We have a large collection of human skulls that tell us evolution happens. It's much more than some piltdown man.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#65
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
I was being allegorical. But the fossil record in general is fairly good evidence that the earth is older than 6000 years. Pedant Dodgy
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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#66
The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
(February 6, 2014 at 12:35 pm)Chad32 Wrote: We have a large collection of human skulls that tell us evolution happens. It's much more than some piltdown man.

I know. But providing a fake fossil as evidence of it is tepid at best. If you want better standards of proof, pay attention to the scientific knowledge you're arguing for.
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#67
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
(February 6, 2014 at 1:33 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: I know. But providing a fake fossil as evidence of it is tepid at best.

If it was more than that, creationists wouldn't be using it. Tongue
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#68
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
(February 6, 2014 at 1:33 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote:
(February 6, 2014 at 12:35 pm)Chad32 Wrote: We have a large collection of human skulls that tell us evolution happens. It's much more than some piltdown man.

I know. But providing a fake fossil as evidence of it is tepid at best. If you want better standards of proof, pay attention to the scientific knowledge you're arguing for.

There Chad. Thank the nice man for the valuable advice ROFLOL
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#69
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
Quote:Ah, c'Mon. This is a thread about archaeology. "fuck any alter boys recently" isn't anywhere close to relevant to the matter at hand, that's just pure ad hom.

You're better than that.

No, I'm not. When Ronny stops defending the child fucking catholic scumbags then I'll give him a break. Not until. You're new here so you don't know how far back this goes.

As for Drippy, he is intellectually incapable of comprehending what the archaeologists are saying.
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#70
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
(February 6, 2014 at 2:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Ah, c'Mon. This is a thread about archaeology. "fuck any alter boys recently" isn't anywhere close to relevant to the matter at hand, that's just pure ad hom.

You're better than that.

No, I'm not. When Ronny stops defending the child fucking catholic scumbags then I'll give him a break. Not until. You're new here so you don't know how far back this goes.

As for Drippy, he is intellectually incapable of comprehending what the archaeologists are saying.

It's your party. I just like it better when you use logic evidence and reason is all.

(February 6, 2014 at 2:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It's called the moral high ground. Something jesus freaks know nothing about.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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