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Fish must be very holy
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RE: Fish must be very holy
(March 20, 2015 at 1:52 pm)LiveAboard Sailor Wrote: Today...The world eco-balance...is not in balance.......

Wow, you've created a whole new sub-genre.

Necro-gibberish.
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#12
RE: Fish must be very holy
(February 7, 2014 at 9:42 am)Boris Karloff Wrote: considering God gave them a pass with the whole "destroy the earth with a flood except 2 of every animal" thing.

Naaah, they just weren't bothered by all the water!
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#13
RE: Fish must be very holy
Of course the fish are holy, why do you think the pope wears a fish hat?
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#14
RE: Fish must be very holy
(February 7, 2014 at 9:42 am)Boris Karloff Wrote: considering God gave them a pass with the whole "destroy the earth with a flood except 2 of every animal" thing.

Mr. Pratt [see what I did, there?], God gave the fish a pass, but we as a species have re-defined the word 'fish' to mean 'whatever is left'. We're doing what God didn't. We rock.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#15
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Nothing like a pic:
https://www.google.com/search?q=dagon+fi...B293%3B270
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#16
RE: Fish must be very holy
(February 7, 2014 at 11:03 am)Faith No More Wrote:
(February 7, 2014 at 9:42 am)Boris Karloff Wrote: considering God gave them a pass with the whole "destroy the earth with a flood except 2 of every animal" thing.

Fish are decidedly unholy. That's why god, rather than simply put them out of their misery, cursed them to smell like vagina.

I thought they smelled like fingers.

Shows what I know . . .

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#17
RE: Fish must be very holy
Do any of you understand or know the meaning of the term "brackish water?"
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#18
RE: Fish must be very holy
(February 7, 2014 at 9:42 am)Boris Karloff Wrote: considering God gave them a pass with the whole "destroy the earth with a flood except 2 of every animal" thing.

Well, the fresh-water fish would have been f***ed. I imagine Noah must have had fish-tanks on the ark as well...

What I find most interesting is: why did Noah have to save pigs and other definitely un-holy creatures? What were the Jews supposed to do with them, since they couldn't eat them? Use them to look for truffles?
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#19
RE: Fish must be very holy
Pigs have cloven hooves. They just fuck up on the cud thing.

Not that the picky Jews would eat a cud.

As far as I know . . .






Well . . .








They didn't, did they ?????????












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RE: Fish must be very holy
(March 21, 2015 at 9:43 pm)Drich Wrote: Do any of you understand or know the meaning of the term "brackish water?"
Yes. And your point is?
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