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Fish must be very holy
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(March 22, 2015 at 2:25 pm)Drich Wrote: [quote='Norman Humann' pid='904523' dateline='1427044368']
Are you really this fucking dense?
So again I ask wouldn't a more accurate measure of a mountain be in feet?

In an attempt to settle the dispute and allow cool heads to prevail, how about "really high" or "way up there" or "where eagles dare" or like "where grandpa has no hair?" Hmm...scratch that last one...

(March 22, 2015 at 2:35 pm)Norman Humann Wrote: Drich, and why the fuck would it matter? What does the unit of measurement have to do with the accuracy of the story?

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(March 22, 2015 at 2:29 pm)Nope Wrote: Mt Everest is 29,029 feet or 8,848 meters or 5 and a half miles above sea level. I love google.

Wouldn't the fictional Noah have difficulty breathing if his boat could float above Mt Everest?

uh, no... Because even if the waters rose above Everest, noah on said water would still be at sea level as far as atmospheric conditions are concerned.
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Confusedhock: You apparently know nothing of science.
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-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

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Drich, do you mind enlightening us as to what the unit of measurement has to do with the plausibility of the flood story?
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Still don't see how the unit of measurement has anything to do with it.

And don't forget that god intended to kill every living thing, Drich. Flooding the Earth just enough to cover the hills would not accomplish that, as there still would be dry land to take shelter. See the problem?
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It wouldn't matter, drich. Atmospheric pressure (from your link) is defined as the weight of air from sea level to the top of the atmosphere. As water level increases, the atmosphere doesn't get taller. If sea level were to be re-established at the top of Mt Everest, you'd be five miles closer to the top of the atmosphere, so the pressure would be correspondingly less - you don't get five more miles of atmosphere to compensate.

Your earlier point about the definition of 'har' fails as well, since the verse in Genesis includes all mountains 'under the heavens', not just the ones the myth-makers knew about.

Boru
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