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How do you want your funeral?
#11
RE: How do you want your funeral?
(August 27, 2008 at 4:22 am)Brick-top Wrote: Actually if you want to docompose you'd be better off getting left on the surface rather than buried.
Sure but I'd REALLY struggle to get municipal permission for that.

And, it would freak the kids out.
'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely? Jer 8:8
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
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#12
RE: How do you want your funeral?
(August 27, 2008 at 5:57 am)StewartP Wrote:
(August 27, 2008 at 4:22 am)Brick-top Wrote: Actually if you want to docompose you'd be better off getting left on the surface rather than buried.
Sure but I'd REALLY struggle to get municipal permission for that.

And, it would freak the kids out.

All you need is hot sun, lots of rain and about 4 weeks with plenty of predators.
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#13
RE: How do you want your funeral?
(August 27, 2008 at 6:32 am)Brick-top Wrote:
(August 27, 2008 at 5:57 am)StewartP Wrote:
(August 27, 2008 at 4:22 am)Brick-top Wrote: Actually if you want to docompose you'd be better off getting left on the surface rather than buried.
Sure but I'd REALLY struggle to get municipal permission for that.

And, it would freak the kids out.

All you need is hot sun, lots of rain and about 4 weeks with plenty of predators.
The bones are just meant to magically disappear then?
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#14
RE: How do you want your funeral?
(August 27, 2008 at 6:34 am)Tiberius Wrote:
(August 27, 2008 at 6:32 am)Brick-top Wrote:
(August 27, 2008 at 5:57 am)StewartP Wrote:
(August 27, 2008 at 4:22 am)Brick-top Wrote: Actually if you want to docompose you'd be better off getting left on the surface rather than buried.
Sure but I'd REALLY struggle to get municipal permission for that.

And, it would freak the kids out.

All you need is hot sun, lots of rain and about 4 weeks with plenty of predators.
The bones are just meant to magically disappear then?

Decomposed, broken down, broken apart, eaten, digusted etc etc etc.

Any method. Eventually we just break down.
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#15
RE: How do you want your funeral?
AGH HELL...
Bury me face down with my ass up in the air so the world can kiss it, or someone can use it to park thier bike.

( SERIOUSLY ) cremation, scatter my ashes over a nice lake any where,
and tell my family I did the best I could. Have a good stiff drink in my memory, and get on with your life.......Believe me, it won't be but a few months before you are forgotten.
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#16
RE: How do you want your funeral?
(September 1, 2008 at 6:56 pm)WOKE UP Wrote: Believe me, it won't be but a few months before you are forgotten.

How depressing Undecided
I would also rather my family and friends accept that I'm dead and gone, and that they'll never see me again. I would also hope that this acceptance would help them to adjust and grow as loving and productive human beings, and that my death would somehow give their lives that little bit more meaning. I wouldn't want to be forgotten by those who loved me in life, but at the same time I would be devastated to hear if they put their lives on hold because I had passed away.
If I die early, I want my partner to always remember me but go on and live life, and find a loving and caring guy to spend life with that could take care of him in my place.
I think this kind of love and caring for others can only be discovered in ourselves when we accept our impermanence in the world - in my view, belief in an afterlife devalues the little time we have in life.
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#17
RE: How do you want your funeral?
I would LOVE to be jettisoned into space. However that probably won't be plausible so I'm thinking of having my body donated to science. If I don't need my body again why not put it some final beneficial use.
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#18
RE: How do you want your funeral?
I'm rather against being jettisoned into space. The planet Earth has too much space debris as it is...poor thing. It would also be a terrible waste of a good body as well.
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#19
RE: How do you want your funeral?
(September 1, 2008 at 11:35 pm)Eilonnwy Wrote: I would LOVE to be jettisoned into space. However that probably won't be plausible so I'm thinking of having my body donated to science. If I don't need my body again why not put it some final beneficial use.

You could be gutted, stuffed and sat on your couch watching MASH.
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#20
RE: How do you want your funeral?
Is "Sonic the Hedgehog" a religion?
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