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Is this A Miracle?
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Did the one survivor defy the odds of probability? Sure.
Did he survive because of a magical force-field, teleportation, or an unnaturally impervious skin (a la Colossus from X-Men)? No breaking of the laws of nature then? Nope, not a miracle. False alarm people! No proof of god here, move along, move along...
You ignorant wretches!! Clearly, this IS a miracle.
A high tech, modern aircraft, loaded with jet fuel slams into an innocent mountain - and the mountain SURVIVES!! God obviously loves mountains. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
No miracle here, the lucky bastard wasn't a virgin is all. You see, Allah had to stock up after the suicide bombing school incident.
It was a miracle from god... he had extra time to save the one person cause he was on lunch from saving all the starving children that he saves all day everyday. .. god is awesomely horrible!!
You know, this planet is one hell of a comedy flying in space
RE: Is this A Miracle?
February 12, 2014 at 8:58 am
(This post was last modified: February 12, 2014 at 8:59 am by EvolutionKills.)
(February 12, 2014 at 7:03 am)Cato Wrote: No miracle here, the lucky bastard wasn't a virgin is all. You see, Allah had to stock up after the suicide bombing school incident. For those of you who didn't know that Cato's reference isn't just a joke, this actually happened in Iraq.
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