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RE: How to convert an atheist
March 27, 2014 at 9:15 pm
(March 27, 2014 at 9:01 pm)Alex K Wrote: (March 27, 2014 at 8:33 pm)jimmyk2190 Wrote: one of the arguments made against the existence of supernatural beings is that they were once believed to explain things beyond human reach. Why can science not do this. also what is the origin of lightning
Don't believe what they say about that newfangled ungodly electricity thing, it's really intelligent lightning.
they dinosaurs died off because an asteroid hit earth and photosynthesis stopped occurring. Look in a biology text book. How do you know this. what are the properties of the first cell . Where did the moon come from there are multiple theories
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RE: How to convert an atheist
March 27, 2014 at 9:27 pm
(March 27, 2014 at 8:55 pm)jimmyk2190 Wrote: (March 27, 2014 at 8:34 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Static electricity. Your go.
at the very least you must say that deism is an option
Why? How can you possibly get from natural events acting naturally to deism? It's like seeing a puddle on the carpet and concluding that a yeti pissed on your floor.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How to convert an atheist
March 27, 2014 at 9:28 pm
(March 27, 2014 at 9:15 pm)jimmyk2190 Wrote: they dinosaurs died off because an asteroid hit earth and photosynthesis stopped occurring. Look in a biology text book. How do you know this. what are the properties of the first cell . Where did the moon come from there are multiple theories
None of which require any sort of intelligence to make them work.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How to convert an atheist
March 27, 2014 at 9:28 pm
(March 27, 2014 at 9:27 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (March 27, 2014 at 8:55 pm)jimmyk2190 Wrote: at the very least you must say that deism is an option
Why? How can you possibly get from natural events acting naturally to deism? It's like seeing a puddle on the carpet and concluding that a yeti pissed on your floor.
ok fine as an atheist what are your reasons for not believing in god?
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RE: How to convert an atheist
March 27, 2014 at 9:30 pm
Because theists have not met their burden of proof. Plus I don't consider any sort of god hypothesis compatible with a universe like ours.
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How to convert an atheist
March 27, 2014 at 9:34 pm
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(March 27, 2014 at 9:15 pm)jimmyk2190 Wrote: (March 27, 2014 at 9:01 pm)Alex K Wrote: Don't believe what they say about that newfangled ungodly electricity thing, it's really intelligent lightning.
they dinosaurs died off because an asteroid hit earth and photosynthesis stopped occurring. Look in a biology text book. How do you know this. what are the properties of the first cell . Where did the moon come from there are multiple theories
You can't tell me what color a yeti's toes are given the redshift color gradient of the summer moonlight on planet APLAX QR74505 at 3:17 PM on a Saturday evening accounting for the fashionable and seasonably appropriate color selections of an easy, breezy, beautiful, YETIGURL!
![[Image: neju9uve.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=img.tapatalk.com%2Fd%2F14%2F03%2F28%2Fneju9uve.jpg)
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RE: How to convert an atheist
March 27, 2014 at 9:38 pm
I can. They are puce.
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RE: How to convert an atheist
March 27, 2014 at 9:46 pm
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(March 27, 2014 at 9:38 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I can. They are puce.
alright there is no way to convert an atheist not now not in 1000 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKh1mOeXfqE
and please watch this
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RE: How to convert an atheist
March 27, 2014 at 9:58 pm
(March 27, 2014 at 9:34 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: (March 27, 2014 at 9:15 pm)jimmyk2190 Wrote: they dinosaurs died off because an asteroid hit earth and photosynthesis stopped occurring. Look in a biology text book. How do you know this. what are the properties of the first cell . Where did the moon come from there are multiple theories
You can't tell me what color a yeti's toes are given the redshift color gradient of the summer moonlight on planet APLAX QR74505 at 3:17 PM on a Saturday evening accounting for the fashionable and seasonably appropriate color selections of an easy, breezy, beautiful, YETIGURL!
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10/10 would bang
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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How to convert an atheist
March 27, 2014 at 10:04 pm
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(March 27, 2014 at 9:46 pm)jimmyk2190 Wrote: (March 27, 2014 at 9:38 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I can. They are puce.
alright there is no way to convert an atheist not now not in 1000 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKh1mOeXfqE
and please watch this
Theistic science had NO clue the properties of yetistic toenail colorings under the described conditions.
What is the approximate land speed of a Quardruple Estoceryx trying to escape a barbershop quartet sing-off of Istanbul Not Constantinople?
(PS: The Yeti's toe color is Malibu Quasar Blue Shockturple)
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