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Noah the movie
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RE: Noah the movie
February 21, 2014 at 1:59 pm
As long as it has this at the end..

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RE: Noah the movie
February 21, 2014 at 2:21 pm
(February 21, 2014 at 1:49 pm)Napoléon Wrote: The only reason to watch this film is because Emma Watson is in it.

Emma Watson in a film based on a fictional book about magic that includes shabby men with beards.

She has also done Harry potter.



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RE: Noah the movie
February 21, 2014 at 2:22 pm
I can see this sinking without a trace...

It might make a few bob though...

But it's probably going to be a load of ship...

It'll leave many stern faced...

It won't be plain sailing...

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RE: Noah the movie
February 21, 2014 at 2:26 pm
Maybe for once Russell Crowes performance might not be the most wooden thing in the film.



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RE: Noah the movie
February 21, 2014 at 2:29 pm
I love it. A whole high-budget movie based on one of the most implausible stories in the bibble. I won't be spending my money on it, but nice one, Hollywood.
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RE: Noah the movie
February 21, 2014 at 2:30 pm (This post was last modified: February 21, 2014 at 2:31 pm by downbeatplumb.)
Will it explain how all the kangaroos end up in Australia and nowhere else?



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RE: Noah the movie
February 21, 2014 at 2:34 pm
(February 21, 2014 at 2:30 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Will it explain how all the kangaroos end up in Australia and nowhere else?

Er... They jumped there!?
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RE: Noah the movie
February 21, 2014 at 2:34 pm
As long as they donate all proceeds to the victims of the noahs flood fund.... wait a minute!!!! There are none!!!! Dooooh!!!
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RE: Noah the movie
February 21, 2014 at 2:40 pm (This post was last modified: February 21, 2014 at 2:40 pm by SteelCurtain.)
(February 21, 2014 at 2:30 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Will it explain how all the kangaroos end up in Australia and nowhere else?

God put the marsupials in Australia, the ark made a couple of pit stops before it came to rest on Mt. Ararat.came to rest on Mt. Ararat Stopped in Madagascar, too. For the Lemurs.
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RE: Noah the movie
February 21, 2014 at 4:09 pm
(February 21, 2014 at 2:26 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Maybe for once Russell Crowes performance might not be the most wooden thing in the film.

He almost ruined Les Miserables.
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