Damned Republicunts

[Wyrd of Gawd]

When Republicunts Attack!  (Each Other)

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/tea-part...orn-field/

Tea Party smack down: Sarah Palin accuses Rep. Steve King of ‘huffing ethanol’ in a corn field

Talk about two shitheads going at it.

Steve King huffs oceans of stupid juice.

[Minimalist]

The batshit is strong with this one.


http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/michele-...ntichrist/

Michele Bachmann warns Obama will take over the United Nations — and then reveal he’s the Antichrist

Apparently in a race with Palin to see who is the dumbest dumb cunt in 'murrica.

[Divinity]

I know there's a "NO RELIGIOUS TEST" provision in the constitution. But if you're going to run for public office, there needs to be a one question quiz before you take it:

1. Do you believe the end of times are upon us?

Then throw a bunch of other questions on there so nobody figures out that they should just lie. Anyone who says "YES" will be disqualified because they are clearly not interested in the future of the country, because they don't believe there's a future of the country.

[FatAndFaithless]

I know there's a "NO RELIGIOUS TEST" provision in the constitution.  But if you're going to run for public office, there needs to be a one question quiz before you take it:

1. Do you believe the end of times are upon us?

Then throw a bunch of other questions on there so nobody figures out that they should just lie.  Anyone who says "YES" will be disqualified because they are clearly not interested in the future of the country, because they don't believe there's a future of the country.

That's always kind of confused me.  Republicans have been crowing about the end times being upon us for decades now, though more vehemently since Obama's been in office.  Thing is, shouldn't they welcome the end times?  Isn't that literally Jesus' promise to salvation? Why isn't every Republican voting their asses off for the most socialist, gay-marrying, abortionist, pacifist, sex-educationist, contraceptionist candidate there is?

[Minimalist]

Why do you think I don't want any of those douchebags with their finger on the nuclear button?

[Divinity]

Phil Robertson wants to rid the world of Gay Marriage Supporters

http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2016/02/01...upporters/

“It’s sinful. They want us to swallow it, you say. We have to run this bunch out of Washington, D.C. We have to rid the earth of them. Get them out of there. Ted Cruz loves God.”

If we need to rid the earth of anyone, it's Phil Robertson.

[GodCherry]

Phil Robertson wants to rid the world of Gay Marriage Supporters

http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2016/02/01...upporters/

“It’s sinful. They want us to swallow it, you say. We have to run this bunch out of Washington, D.C. We have to rid the earth of them. Get them out of there. Ted Cruz loves God.”

If we need to rid the earth of anyone, it's Phil Robertson.

I loathe Duck Dynasty.

When did it become ok to give publicity to a pack of inbred, racist, homophobes?

Phil Robertson is seriously mentally ill and inhuman.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

The batshit is strong with this one.


http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/michele-...ntichrist/

Michele Bachmann warns Obama will take over the United Nations — and then reveal he’s the Antichrist

Apparently in a race with Palin to see who is the dumbest dumb cunt in 'murrica.

The antichrist is a good guy.  I'll be glad when he shows up.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

I know there's a "NO RELIGIOUS TEST" provision in the constitution.  But if you're going to run for public office, there needs to be a one question quiz before you take it:

1. Do you believe the end of times are upon us?

Then throw a bunch of other questions on there so nobody figures out that they should just lie.  Anyone who says "YES" will be disqualified because they are clearly not interested in the future of the country, because they don't believe there's a future of the country.

That's always kind of confused me.  Republicans have been crowing about the end times being upon us for decades now, though more vehemently since Obama's been in office.  Thing is, shouldn't they welcome the end times?  Isn't that literally Jesus' promise to salvation? Why isn't every Republican voting their asses off for the most socialist, gay-marrying, abortionist, pacifist, sex-educationist, contraceptionist candidate there is?

That's because no one really believes in the religious BS.  They just like to talk about it like they believe in it.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Phil Robertson wants to rid the world of Gay Marriage Supporters

http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2016/02/01...upporters/

“It’s sinful. They want us to swallow it, you say. We have to run this bunch out of Washington, D.C. We have to rid the earth of them. Get them out of there. Ted Cruz loves God.”

If we need to rid the earth of anyone, it's Phil Robertson.

I'll vote "not guilty" at your trial.