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I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 5:42 pm
Well, it feels nice when you scratch Angel
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 5:42 pm
(February 28, 2014 at 10:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(February 28, 2014 at 12:25 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: to the op .even i the humblest atheist on this forum could destroy your arguements.

He has arguments?

Not that I've seen...beyond "daddy says" and that ain't worth jack shit.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 5:52 pm
(February 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: I am now very worried for you people. If you died tonight, you would probably go somewhere very bad. And that worries me greatly. I love you all, you're all my brothers and sisters. So I have made a commitment. I am going on a fast until I convert at least one of you. Please, just accept Jesus into your heart, he loves all of you. One simple prayer and he will upon up all your doubts towards him. God is love, he just wants you to accept his free gift. Please convert, it pains me to think some of you will be tortured forever.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE!!!
I hope the authorities will force feed you.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 6:10 pm
Jesuslover.....Are you serious? You honestly think that rational thinking intelligent people are going to convert - just because you claim you'll starve yourself?
As far as I am concerned go starve one less irrational brainwashed person to deal with.
Hey maybe Jesus will cook you a roast.....
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 6:14 pm
(March 1, 2014 at 5:52 pm)xpastor Wrote: I hope the authorities will force feed you.

And not necessarily via the mouth. Basically the way this idiot's been forcing onto us.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 6:27 pm
Forcing into orifices...

Is he a Catholic priest?
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 7:22 pm
(March 1, 2014 at 6:10 pm)duchesssammi Wrote: Jesuslover.....Are you serious? You honestly think that rational thinking intelligent people are going to convert - just because you claim you'll starve yourself?
As far as I am concerned go starve one less irrational brainwashed person to deal with.
Hey maybe Jesus will cook you a roast.....
LOL LOL LOL

Nice first post...
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 8:59 pm
(March 1, 2014 at 7:22 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(March 1, 2014 at 6:10 pm)duchesssammi Wrote: Jesuslover.....Are you serious? You honestly think that rational thinking intelligent people are going to convert - just because you claim you'll starve yourself?
As far as I am concerned go starve one less irrational brainwashed person to deal with.
Hey maybe Jesus will cook you a roast.....
LOL LOL LOL

Nice first post...

LOL
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 1, 2014 at 9:15 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2014 at 9:17 pm by Mudhammam.)
JesusLover, I need help... I grew up in a Easter Bunny cult and lately I've been thinking it's just not crazy enough for me anymore. I need something new, something completely bat shit stupid. I decided I want to be a Christian. Smile
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
March 2, 2014 at 8:58 am
(February 28, 2014 at 11:11 am)No_God Wrote: Shhhhh!
Yes, and agreed.

Like a childish brat throwing a tantrum when the parents won't buy them the candy at the check out lane.
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