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Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
Sorry urizen, but we're not going to be swayed by a bunch of meaningless platitudes.

You're not the first to come here spouting this garbage and you won't be the last.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
What is he smoking?
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
Puff puff .....give
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RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
(March 5, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Bad Writer Wrote: My "arse" can handle quite a lot, thank you.

Too much information.

Seriously.... I thought huggy made some excellent posts. He soberly and calmly met all opposition on the subject without flinging back the insults that were slung at him. I kudosed those posts where I thought he made great points.

I didn't take any notice of the bickering between you and him. I couldn't even give you an opinion on who is right and who is wrong. I'm that disinterested.

If you want to carry on having a go at me for indicating my appreciation of a point well made, then that will have to be. I thought we were getting on well before you suddenly saw me as an enemy for liking huggys posts.

If you think that I was siding with huggy in the he said you said altercation, then I just want to point out to you what I said above.

Cheers Wink
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RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
Quote:These two premises are one. To know God, is to know that God is good. To know goodness is to know God. Know yourself, and you will know both goodness and God.

Missed this on first reading.

That would be - no.

Look up "Maltheist." They believe there is a God but he's evil.

Don't come back to me on this - there is no God - this is just for your information.
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RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
The idea that yhwh was a miserable cocksucker goes way back..certainly to before the gospels were named.

http://www.westarinstitute.org/blog/marc...testament/

Quote:Marcionites were pesco-vegetarians who embraced pacifism. Women held high leadership roles, at least prominently enough that critics of Marcionites complained about the role women were playing in the movement. They did not believe the god of Jesus was the god of the Jews. They believed the god of the Jews was a creator god that ruled based on judgment and violence, which Marcion argued by appealing to violent texts in the Hebrew scriptures. Marcion saw the god of Jesus as an entirely new being, a higher god who provided escape from the judgment of this world. Most importantly, Marcionites had something no other Christians had: a canon of their own scriptures.

Obviously, the proto-orthodox had to get rid of these guys.
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RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
Christianity would definitely be better if it was very separate from Judaism. Though it still wouldn't be perfect, with passages like the one about thought crime.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
(March 5, 2014 at 11:42 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
Quote: The swine snorts, the fool sneers, the boring yawns.
....
The pig flies, the clown frowns,

But what does the fox say?
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*Chuckles* Smile

(March 5, 2014 at 8:09 pm)Urizen Wrote: Love and justice are compatible and complementary.

I don't see what's lovable and just about sending non-believers to hell. I suppose they are compatible if it is a masochistic kind of love.
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RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
fr0ds, I do like you, and that's only because you're more coherent than most other theists here. The thing that gets me is your cherry-picking and tunnel vision on things regarding belief, evidence, and reality. If I snap at you for cockblocking a point I make in an argument regarding a car manufacturer, which is indeed a bit different from the one concerning a supposed god's responsibility but not so far removed that we aren't talking about it, then don't drag out the idea that our entire online relationship has fallen to shambles because of your own issues in dealing with this victim mentality of yours. Get over yourself, because, unless you missed the hints, I'm ready to move on from this silly failed discussion.
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RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
(March 2, 2014 at 2:32 pm)bluemonday Wrote: 2 Kings 2:23-24, “Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.”

I love how the murderous, bloodthirsty bears are female as well. Females really can't do anything good in the Bible, can they?

I've heard Christians explain before that 42 is a large number of people, and so God sent the bears to protect the man. So...people are murdered and raped every day, and have been since time began, and yet we see no angry, mauling bears to protect these people?

May I also add, in the passage, the man does not ask for help from God in a frightened way - he curses them, which implies to me he did this in anger, not fear.

Also, how is it even possible that the bears caught ALL 42 of these kids? If two bears came out of nowhere and began to attack your group, wouldn't you run for safety?

The bears would have to be pretty bloody quick to kill 21 each before any of them had time to flee in terror. And we all know fear makes you run fast.

I know it sounds like I'm nitpicking but how can anyone possibly defend or explain this passage?

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The Bible should be renamed...''Bullying for Dummies.'' Big Grin
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