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what's an atheist funeral like?

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what's an atheist funeral like?
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#31
RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
April 8, 2014 at 1:49 pm
Bribery? o.O
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RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
April 8, 2014 at 1:51 pm (This post was last modified: April 8, 2014 at 1:52 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
Stimbo probably wouldn't ban my account. But since you might not get paid I might not get the same treatment. Two weeks later I'd get paid again Wink Shades

Have you ever banned a gold medal donor?
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RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
April 8, 2014 at 1:55 pm
I'm not saying I can't be bought, but the price of my integrity is likely far more than you could afford. :p
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#34
RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
April 8, 2014 at 1:56 pm
(April 8, 2014 at 1:51 pm)Phatt Matt s Wrote: Have you ever banned a gold medal donor?
I can just imagine the devilish gleam in Tiberius' eye when he reads a comment like this one.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
April 8, 2014 at 1:58 pm (This post was last modified: April 8, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
Just tell the gold medal donor he has a Month to pay half a grand or he's off to the troll Gulag!

Isn't bill gates an atheist. Get his ass over here.

Anyway, back to the topic. Stimbo's story about that funeral for his soul mate was fuckin epic that's why I made the ludicrous offer.
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RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
April 8, 2014 at 2:21 pm
Ludicrous or not, I'm not about to be judgemental over a bit of bribery and corruption. I promise not to ban you or anyone just for sending me money.

And thanks for the nice comments about that day, it's really appreciated.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#37
RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
April 8, 2014 at 3:22 pm
(April 8, 2014 at 1:58 pm)Phatt Matt s Wrote: Just tell the gold medal donor he has a Month to pay half a grand or he's off to the troll Gulag!

Half a grand? Pffft. Come back when you're talking real money.
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RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
April 8, 2014 at 3:27 pm (This post was last modified: April 8, 2014 at 3:28 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
Dude! I don't get more than that on payday. Guess I couldn't play poker with you Sad
unless it was strip
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RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
April 8, 2014 at 3:28 pm
(April 8, 2014 at 3:27 pm)Phatt Matt s Wrote: Dude! I don't get more than that on payday. Guess I couldn't play poker with you Sad

That depends. Do you play badly? :p
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RE: what's an atheist funeral like?
April 8, 2014 at 3:30 pm
Tell you what TC, you can have my corpse(expenses on your own). The damned thing will be useless for science when i get done with it.
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